PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pops McLollipop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hoopdy Doopdy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McLollipop
vs
Doopdy

178 cm
18
143 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
20
130 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pops McLollipop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hoopdy Doopdy!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Eddie Farnsworth and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doopdy misses with a takedown attempt - McLollipop sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doopdy shoots in but no luck this time.
McLollipop misses with a kick to the body.
McLollipop goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doopdy with a lazy takedown attempt
and McLollipop counters with a body kick that stops Doopdy in his tracks momentarily.
Pops McLollipop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hoopdy Doopdy.
A big left from Doopdy misses.
Doopdy throws a looping overhand right but McLollipop ducks down to avoid it.
A clash of legs there as McLollipop blocks the low kick.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doopdy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Doopdy checks a low kick from McLollipop.
McLollipop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doopdy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McLollipop throws a solid leg kick but Doopdy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McLollipop.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLollipop misses with a straight left.
Nice sprawl there from McLollipop as Doopdy shoots in.
McLollipop pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doopdy tries for a takedown but McLollipop circles away easily
and McLollipop counters with a nice kick to the body.
Doopdy misses with a wild combination.
McLollipop scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Doopdy looks gassed!
McLollipop throws a sloppy head kick and Doopdy moves out of range easily.
McLollipop is looking to score with low kicks.
McLollipop throws the kick towards the body but Doopdy avoids it.
Doopdy throws a right and a left that McLollipop avoids nicely.
Doopdy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doopdy closes this distance looking for a takedown but McLollipop circles away.
McLollipop wants to land a leg kick but Doopdy is out of range.
McLollipop goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doopdy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pops McLollipop is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McLollipop throws a push kick but Doopdy slaps the foot to one side.
McLollipop thuds his shin into the meat of Doopdy's side.
McLollipop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doopdy moves away.
McLollipop pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doopdy shoots and misses
and McLollipop counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McLollipop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doopdy ducks under a wild hook from McLollipop.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from McLollipop.
McLollipop throws a nice outside leg kick.
McLollipop finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Doopdy throws a head kick but McLollipop moves out of range.
McLollipop keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Doopdy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doopdy tries for a takedown but McLollipop circles away easily
and McLollipop counters with an inside leg kick.
Doopdy misses with a takedown
and McLollipop counters with a nice low kick that buckles Doopdy's knee momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses.
Doopdy looks to score with a jab to the body but McLollipop is just out of range.
McLollipop displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doopdy throws out the jab.
McLollipop dodges the punch combination from Doopdy.
A jab from Doopdy misses.
Doopdy misses with a takedown attempt - McLollipop sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Doopdy with a poor takedown
and McLollipop counters with a body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doopdy misses with a takedown attempt - McLollipop sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McLollipop throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pops McLollipop dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

McLollipop leaves Doopdy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
McLollipop thows a body kick. Doopdy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
McLollipop pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McLollipop throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Doopdy avoids a kick to the body.
Doopdy doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting McLollipop counter with a right hand.
McLollipop throws a sloppy head kick and Doopdy moves out of range easily.
Hoopdy Doopdy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McLollipop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McLollipop tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McLollipop tries to work over Doopdy's front leg with a kick but Doopdy checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLollipop misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doopdy throws a front kick aimed at McLollipop's knee but McLollipop avoids it well.
Doopdy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McLollipop counters with an outside leg kick.
Pops McLollipop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hoopdy Doopdy.
Doopdy connects with a high kick.
McLollipop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McLollipop throws a low kick but it's checked well by Doopdy.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses.
McLollipop defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Doopdy.
McLollipop throws a body kick that misses.
McLollipop keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McLollipop misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A bone on bone clash there as McLollipop blocks the leg kick.
McLollipop keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Doopdy moves out of range as McLollipop throws a body kick.
Doopdy throws a leg kick but McLollipop sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McLollipop misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Doopdy or perhaps it was just good defense by McLollipop which made him look bad.
Doopdy shoots and misses
and McLollipop counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from McLollipop.
Doopdy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Doopdy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McLollipop. McLollipop obviously looking to wear him down.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McLollipop.
Doopdy gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McLollipop counters with an outside leg kick.
McLollipop throws a sloppy head kick and Doopdy moves out of range easily.
Doopdy with a lazy takedown attempt
and McLollipop counters with a nice low kick that buckles Doopdy's knee momentarily.
McLollipop tries to land a body kick
and Doopdy counters with a leg kick.
Doopdy has a takedown stuffed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLollipop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doopdy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and McLollipop counters with a big head kick but Doopdy shrugs it off.
McLollipop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McLollipop is looking to land body kicks.
McLollipop throws the kick towards the body but Doopdy avoids it.
McLollipop misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doopdy throws a hook to the side of McLollipop's head but McLollipop sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McLollipop wants to land a leg kick but Doopdy is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pops McLollipop dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

No luck for Doopdy with that takedown attempt.
Doopdy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McLollipop.
McLollipop throws a body kick that misses.
McLollipop misses with a low kick as Doopdy jumps back.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McLollipop lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Doopdy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Doopdy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doopdy blocks a low kick nicely.
Doopdy avoids a kick to the body.
Doopdy avoids the head kick by McLollipop.
Doopdy throws a head kick but McLollipop moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doopdy misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McLollipop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doopdy moves away.
Doopdy misses with an uppercut.
Pops McLollipop is winning the standup battle so far.
McLollipop throws a low kick, looking for Doopdy's leg but Doopdy calmly moves out of range.
McLollipop throws a half hearted mid kick.
Doopdy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Doopdy shoots in for a takedown but McLollipop shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McLollipop is looking to chop away at Doopdy's legs.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McLollipop just misses with a punch to the body.
Doopdy avoids the head kick by McLollipop.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doopdy avoids the head kick by McLollipop.
Doopdy is trying desperately to land a takedown but McLollipop is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Doopdy.
Doopdy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McLollipop circles away quickly and effectively.
Doopdy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Doopdy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McLollipop avoids it really well and circles away.
Pops McLollipop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hoopdy Doopdy.
McLollipop keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pops McLollipop is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McLollipop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doopdy fails with the takedown
and McLollipop counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLollipop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McLollipop tries a head kick but it misses.
Doopdy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McLollipop. McLollipop obviously looking to wear him down.
McLollipop pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doopdy lands with a kick to the temple. McLollipop shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Doopdy motions for McLollipop to come forward. Doopdy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McLollipop looks for the body kick but Doopdy saw that one coming.
Doopdy misses with a head kick.
Doopdy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Doopdy avoids the head kick by McLollipop.
A head kick misses from McLollipop.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doopdy is trying hard to land a takedown here. McLollipop sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Doopdy avoids the head kick by McLollipop.
Doopdy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McLollipop tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Doopdy is defended easily by McLollipop.
McLollipop misses with a body kick.
McLollipop misses with a head kick.
Hoopdy Doopdy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McLollipop tries a head kick but it misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pops McLollipop showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McLollipop has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pops McLollipop!