PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Aadilou Ankutse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankutse comes to the cage accompanied by i ka kane . Norris has chosen Kryptonite as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ankutse
vs
Norris

168 cm
21
149 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

182 cm
21
155 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Untouchable Fight Nutrition(Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aadilou Ankutse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Bruno Lombardi and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ankutse wants to clinch.
No luck for Ankutse with that takedown attempt.
Ankutse tries to close the distance and clinch up but Norris swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ankutse takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Norris connects with a crisp jab.
Ankutse is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ankutse throws a combination that misses
and Norris counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice sprawl there from Norris as Ankutse shoots in.
Ankutse tries to clinch but Norris moves out of range.

Ankutse instigates a clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Norris.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Norris blocking some punches.
Ankutse misses with a short punch on the inside.
Norris lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Norris lands an elbow just above Ankutse 's eye.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ankutse tries a body shot but Norris blocks it.
Norris tries to throw a body punch but Ankutse avoids it by throwing Norris back against the cage.
Ankutse takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ankutse tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Norris misses with a hook to the ribs.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ankutse throws a head punch that misses.
Ankutse can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Ankutse misses with a punch to the body.
Norris lands a damaging elbow.
Ankutse goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Norris lands an elbow just above Ankutse 's eye.
Norris lands an elbow inside.
Ankutse struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Ankutse looking to slow down the pace here.
Norris lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Norris tries to land knees in the clinch but Ankutse avoids the damage to the body.
A short body shot lands from Norris as the two fighters clinch.
Ankutse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Norris.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Norris working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Norris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ankutse backwards.
Norris scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris with a knee to the head.
Ankutse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Norris lands an uppercut.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Ankutse is rocked!
A nice right hand lands inside from Norris.
Oh Ankutse is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ankutse cracks Norris with a nice body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Norris.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ankutse.
Ankutse seems to have got his legs back now.
Ankutse tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Ankutse back against the cage.
Norris gets through Ankutse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Norris - that landed with a thud.
Norris blocks a body shot from Ankutse.
Norris lands a shoulder strike.
Norris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ankutse misses with a body punch.
Ankutse can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Norris lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Norris.
Norris throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A hook to the body from Ankutse.
Norris lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ankutse managing to block the knees to the body from Norris.
Ankutse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ankutse trying to control the position but instead, Norris has worked for underhooks and has pushed Ankutse into the cage.
Norris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Norris trying to control the position but instead, Ankutse has worked for underhooks and has pushed Norris into the cage.
Norris lands a shoulder strike.
Ankutse takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees to the body from Norris.
Ankutse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Norris lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ankutse backwards.
Norris working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ankutse takes an elbow to the temple.
Norris lands a nice elbow.
Ankutse's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Norris lands a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Norris as Ankutse tries to tie him up.
Ankutse lands with a short shot to the head.
Norris makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ankutse trying to stall but Norris improves his position.
Norris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Norris lands an elbow just above Ankutse 's eye.
Norris lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Norris lands a good knee to the midsection. Ankutse won't want to take too many of those.
Norris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Norris lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ankutse scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Norris lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ankutse backwards.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Norris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ankutse throws a punch but it's blocked by Norris.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Norris landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Norris rushes Ankutse and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ankutse misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Norris.
Norris landing knees to the body.
Ankutse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ankutse throws a head punch that misses.
Norris trying to land knees to the body.
Ankutse goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ankutse stalling in the clinch but Norris improves position.
Norris is leaning against Ankutse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ankutse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Norris blocks an uppercut.
Ankutse struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Norris presses Ankutse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Norris lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ankutse swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ankutse tries a body shot but Norris blocks it.
Norris throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ankutses head.
Norris blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ankutse tries a body shot but Norris blocks it.
Ankutse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Norris's elbow.
Norris working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ankutse struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Norris scores with a shoulder strike.
Norris lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Norris controlling the action here for a moment.
A short uppercut from Norris.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ankutse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Norris works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ankutse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ankutse misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ankutse lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris lands a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Norris.
Ankutse struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Norris scores with a nice hook to the head.
Norris working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Norris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Norris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Norris prevents a body shot from Ankutse.
Ankutse takes an elbow to the temple.
Ankutse tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Ankutse back against the cage.
Norris lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ankutse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ankutse misses with a punch to the body.
Norris lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Norris.
A left hand lands to the body for Norris.
Chuck Norris seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Norris stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ankutse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees to the body from Norris.
A short uppercut from Norris.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris gets through Ankutse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Norris gets through Ankutse's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ankutse's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ankutse managing to block the knees to the body from Norris.
A short right from Norris.
Norris lands a damaging elbow.
Ankutse takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ankutse struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Norris unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A hook to the body from Norris.
Norris with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A body shot lands from Norris.
Norris avoiding damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ankutse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Norris lands a shoulder strike.
Norris scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Norris has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Norris lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Ankutse's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Ankutse drops to his knees and Norris pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Norris!
A victorious Chuck Norris thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.