PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitor Satillo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gimpy McWimpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vitor Satillo has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Satillo
vs
McWimpy

192 cm
26
225 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

188 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Happy Pills

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vitor Satillo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gimpy McWimpy!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satillo circles away from the clinch attempt
and Satillo counters with a three punch combo that has McWimpy backing up. McWimpy nods at Satillo to acknowledge the strikes.
A right-left combo lands from Satillo.

It looks like Gimpy McWimpy has been cut.
Satillo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McWimpy backs up against the cage.
Satillo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McWimpy.
Satillo lands with an uppercut that bounces McWimpy off the cage and back into range.
McWimpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWimpy tries for a takedown but Satillo sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Satillo circles away from the clinch attempt.
McWimpy tries to clinch up but Satillo circles away and keeps his distance.
Satillo scores with a one two! McWimpy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McWimpy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Satillo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Satillo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McWimpy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McWimpy fails with the takedown
and Satillo counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWimpy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McWimpy wants to clinch.
Satillo scores with a body shot.
McWimpy fails with a takedown attempt.
Vitor Satillo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gimpy McWimpy.
Satillo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Satillo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McWimpy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A punch combination from Satillo misses.
McWimpy shoots in for a takedown but Satillo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWimpy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy shoots in for a takedown but Satillo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWimpy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Satillo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWimpy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Satillo works McWimpy's body with a nice hook.
McWimpy looks gassed!
Satillo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWimpy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Satillo slips a straight right by McWimpy.
Satillo slips a jab from McWimpy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWimpy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Satillo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A clash of legs there as Satillo blocks the low kick.
McWimpy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Satillo misses with a series of wild punches.
McWimpy misses with a low kick.
Satillo works McWimpy's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satillo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Satillo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McWimpy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Satillo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gimpy McWimpy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWimpy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Satillo lands a right hook to the body.
Satillo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Satillo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McWimpy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A jab lands there for McWimpy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWimpy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Satillo works over McWimpy's head and body with a nice combination.
McWimpy misses with a body punch
and Satillo counters with a three punch combo that has McWimpy backing up. McWimpy nods at Satillo to acknowledge the strikes.
McWimpy dodges the punch combination from Satillo.
McWimpy with a poor takedown
and Satillo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Satillo connects with a single shot there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satillo.
Satillo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McWimpy is looking to score with low kicks.
Satillo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice takedown defense from Satillo. No joy for McWimpy on that attempt.
Satillo shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McWimpy eats them both and turns towards Satillo to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Satillo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A head kick misses from McWimpy.
McWimpy tries to clinch but Satillo is having none of it.
Good exchange - Satillo coming out on top.
Satillo throws a nice looking combination but McWimpy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McWimpy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWimpy misses with a straight right.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Satillo.
Satillo stuns McWimpy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Satillo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWimpy throws a poor cross that misses
and Satillo counters with a right hand to the body.
Satillo is working the combinations to good effect here.
Satillo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Satillo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWimpy throws out the jab.
Satillo tries to bum rush McWimpy with a series of wild strikes but McWimpy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McWimpy misses with a wild body shot.
McWimpy is trying desperately to land a takedown but Satillo is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for McWimpy.
Satillo lands the left hand.
Satillo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Satillo duly obliges.
McWimpy closes the distance but Satillo moves to the side
and Satillo counters with a series of strikes. McWimpy will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
McWimpy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWimpy misses with a low kick.
Satillo throws a right and a left that McWimpy avoids nicely.

McWimpy gets a clinch.
Satillo misses with a punch to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

McWimpy manages to pull guard.
Satillo won't allow McWimpy to sweep him here.

McWimpy has his feet on Satillo's thighs here. He's pushed Satillo off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Satillo screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gimpy McWimpy!
Gimpy McWimpy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.