PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dan Hardly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hardly comes to the cage accompanied by Eminem- Not Afraid. Dumbass McWeakhands has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dan Hardly's chin.

Hardly
vs
McWeakhands

180 cm
32
165 lbs
25 - 16 - 0

168 cm
33
164 lbs
26 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Diamond Nutrition 160q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dan Hardly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardly gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McWeakhands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hardly.
McWeakhands scoring well with a low kick there.
McWeakhands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hardly misses with an uppercut. McWeakhands saw that one coming.
McWeakhands's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hardly connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWeakhands scrambles back to his feet.
Hardly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McWeakhands.
Hardly misses the shot to the body.
Hardly checks a leg kick.
McWeakhands is looking to slow Hardly down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot by McWeakhands.
Hardly avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hardly manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Hardly's leg. Hardly is trying to keep his angry face on.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws an off balance right hand
and Hardly counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hardly jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWeakhands misses with a head kick.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Hardly checks it.
Hardly lands a really nice looking cross but McWeakhands seems unphased.
Hardly throws a front kick aimed at McWeakhands's knee but McWeakhands avoids it well.
McWeakhands takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Hardly's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hardly in his tracks.
McWeakhands connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Hardly blocks it.
Hardly throws a body punch but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Hardly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWeakhands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hardly momentarily.
McWeakhands misses with a hook. Hardly ducked under it nicely.
McWeakhands throws a lazy head kick
and Hardly counters with a nice leg kick.
A jab from Hardly does it's job there.
Hardly misses with a wild body shot.
Hardly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McWeakhands.
A nice inside leg kick there by McWeakhands. That's going to slow Hardly down.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McWeakhands.
Hardly scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
McWeakhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hardly throws out the jab.
McWeakhands takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Hardly moves out of range easily.
Hardly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hardly is looking to land body kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Hardly moves out of range.
Hardly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut. Hardly saw that one coming.
Hardly lands with a nice combination. McWeakhands backs away looking to recover.
Hardly lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hardly defending well as McWeakhands loads up on a big left hand.
Nice defenses there by Hardly.
McWeakhands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hardly is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands looks for the body kick but Hardly saw that one coming.
Hardly takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McWeakhands tries to work over Hardly's front leg with a kick but Hardly checks it.
McWeakhands fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWeakhands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Hardly is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Hardly up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs McWeakhands from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Hardly's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dumbass McWeakhands!
An out of breath Dumbass McWeakhands thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.