PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Cottrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes to the cage accompanied by Brother Ali - Uncle Sam God damn. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Cottrell

174 cm
19
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
197 lbs
4 - 0 - 1

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

ATTICUS BLACK

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony Cottrell!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cottrell tries to keep at a distance but Bootyshanks The 3rd has taken the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd fails to land.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cottrell drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bootyshanks The 3rd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses the jab.

Cottrell shoots in and bounces Bootyshanks The 3rd off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Cottrell trying to control the position from guard on top but Bootyshanks The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cottrell stopping the sweep attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cottrell stands up from Bootyshanks The 3rd's guard - Cottrell perhaps looking for a knockout.

Bootyshanks The 3rd closes the distance and pushes Cottrell back into the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cottrell has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bootyshanks The 3rd after a bit of a struggle.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cottrell's face.
Cottrell drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bootyshanks The 3rd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Cottrell.
Cottrell looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Bootyshanks The 3rd has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing knees to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cottrell has had enough of the clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps him there for the moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cottrell tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bootyshanks The 3rd just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Tony Cottrell has been cut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a knee to the body.
A short right from Bootyshanks The 3rd on the inside.
Cottrell blocks an elbow strike from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd leaning against his opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cottrell blocks it with crossed arms.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a left to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cottrell takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cottrell has had enough of the clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps him there for the moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd taking a breather.
Cottrell working hard to break the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bootyshanks The 3rd obliges.
Cottrell tries for a takedown. No joy.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a knee to the head.
Cottrell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cottrell's face.
Cottrell takes an elbow to the temple.
Bootyshanks The 3rd creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cottrell's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cottrell backwards.
Cottrell takes an elbow to the temple.
A short left from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a knee to the head.

That has opened up Tony Cottrell's cut even more.

Bootyshanks The 3rd breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bootyshanks The 3rd closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands an elbow inside.
Bootyshanks The 3rd gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing knees to the head.

The cut above Tony Cottrell's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to break the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cottrell.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cottrell.
Cottrell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sloppy strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd. Those never looked like landing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cottrell. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tony Cottrell's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cottrell doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a nice leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cottrell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a nice right hand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd digs a good hook to Cottrell's body.
A swing and a miss from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Cottrell tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cottrell somewhat.
Bootyshanks The 3rd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd leaves Cottrell with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tony Cottrell.
Cottrell is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bootyshanks The 3rd instigates a clinch.
Cottrell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cottrell trying to control the position but instead, Bootyshanks The 3rd has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cottrell into the cage.
Cottrell is looking to break free of the clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd has double underhooks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cottrell drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bootyshanks The 3rd pulls his leg out and moves away.
A jab lands there for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cottrell can do to turn this around?
Cottrell walks into a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cottrell is able to avoid easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a punch to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Cottrell eats them both and turns towards Bootyshanks The 3rd to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Tony Cottrell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Bootyshanks The 3rd gets a clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cottrell backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a good knee to the midsection. Cottrell won't want to take too many of those.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands an elbow that stopped Cottrell in his tracks for a moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A knee to the head by Bootyshanks The 3rd.

Tony Cottrell's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Cottrell takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing knees to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a knee to the head.

Cottrell is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tony Cottrell's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd made sure he mentioned ATTICUS BLACK, along with how happy he was to win his fight.