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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jukebox Timebmb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gonna Spanked could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jukebox Timebmb's chin.
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198 lbs
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191 lbs
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Good wrestling
Good kicks
Cardio machine |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jukebox Timebmb!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Timebmb's calf.
Timebmb gets the takedown into side control.
Spanked manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Timebmb tries to get to full guard but Spanked has control of the leg.
Timebmb is refusing to be controlled, as Spanked sits in half guard.
Timebmb wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spanked thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Spanked will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Spanked throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Spanked in particular looking to stall.
Spanked sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Timebmb defending well though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked slows the pace down in half guard.
Spanked is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Timebmb!
Spanked looking to control but Timebmb is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Spanked throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Timebmb really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Timebmb holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Spanked tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked looking to finish with strikes here!
Spanked scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Timebmb?
Timebmb manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Spanked looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Spanked is trying to control. Timebmb wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Timebmb is trying to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked passes the guard and advances to mount!
Timebmb wants to control but Spanked is having none of it.
Spanked misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Spanked controlling the pace for now.
Spanked has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timebmb is working to get back to half guard.
Spanked breaks from Timebmb's wrist control and lands an elbow.
It looks like Jukebox Timebmb has been cut.
Spanked content just to control the position here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanked sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spanked looking to control but Timebmb is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jukebox Timebmb's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Timebmb throws a looping overhand right but Spanked ducks down to avoid it.
Timebmb connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jukebox Timebmb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Timebmb misses with a wild body shot.
Timebmb shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Spanked pinned against the cage. Spanked gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Timebmb displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spanked throws out the jab.
Spanked lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That has opened up Jukebox Timebmb's cut even more.
Timebmb misses with the combination.
Timebmb shoots in but no luck this time.
Timebmb swings for the body but Spanked moves out of range.
Timebmb misses with a body shot.
Spanked throws a nice inside leg kick.
Timebmb is looking to clinch.
Timebmb with a poor takedown
and Spanked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gonna Spanked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jukebox Timebmb.
Spanked closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Timebmb quickly recovers to half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spanked wants to take a breather but Timebmb is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked throws a strike but Timebmb avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Spanked missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Spanked has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Spanked trying to move into half guard but instead Timebmb has managed to sweep!
Timebmb with a flurry of punches that miss.
Timebmb loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Timebmb missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Timebmb in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Timebmb throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spanked works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Timebmb with a flurry of punches that miss.
Timebmb throws a big elbow that misses.
Spanked trying to control the position.
Timebmb loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Timebmb working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Timebmbis looking to pass into half guard but Spanked pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Spanked is in guard.
Spanked trying to control but Timebmb is working from the bottom.
Spanked throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Timebmb works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Gonna Spanked overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Timebmb being controlled here, momentarily.
Timebmb keeping moving, preventing Spanked from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Timebmb manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Timebmb working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Timebmb preventing the sweep.
Timebmb wants to pass the guard but Spanked is keeping the position.
Timebmb has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Timebmb cracks Spanked with a solid left hand.
Timebmb preventing the sweep.
Timebmb throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spanked works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spanked pulls Timebmb in close to prevent any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timebmb throwing strikes from guard but Spanked blocks nicely.
Spanked has control of Timebmb's left arm, preventing Timebmb from doing any damage.
Timebmb trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Spanked trying to control the position.
We're going to have a standup here because Gonna Spanked wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Timebmb tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Spanked manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Timebmb wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Timebmb tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanked was well out of range. Poor timing from Timebmb.
Timebmb tries to clinch up.
Timebmb darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timebmb is working for a submission of some sort.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jukebox Timebmb will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Jukebox Timebmb's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Spanked connects with a leg kick. Timebmb looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jukebox Timebmb is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Timebmb shoots in looking for a takedown. Spanked tries to sprawl out of it but Timebmb keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Spanked manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spanked.
Spanked fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Timebmb manages to avoid it.
Timebmb misses with a double jab.
Nice body kick from Spanked.
Timebmb throws the left hand but Spanked avoids the punch easily.
Spanked closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Timebmb regains half guard, as Spanked was trying to land strikes.
Spanked throws a strike but Timebmb avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Spanked stopping the sweep attempt from Timebmb.
Spanked looking to sit in guard and control but Timebmb gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Timebmb is in close to Spanked's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Spanked seems keen to control Timebmb's posture.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Timebmb accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked is looking to stand up but Timebmb isn't so interested in that idea.
Spanked utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Timebmb is looking to work some ground and pound but Spanked has wrist control.
Spanked is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Spanked wants to stand and escape but Timebmb is having none of it.
Timebmb throws an elbow that misses. Spanked uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Timebmb's guard. Nice move by Spanked!
Timebmb keeping full guard, as Spanked tries to pass.
Spanked wants to control from the top but Timebmb keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws a big right hand that misses.
Spanked throws a big right hand that misses.
Spanked trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Spanked trying to control the position from guard on top but Timebmb is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spanked avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Spanked looking to sit in guard and control but Timebmb gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timebmb tries to free his leg and advance position but Spanked is retaining full guard.
Timebmb passes Spanked's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Timebmb is looking for a kimura but Spanked is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Timebmb to get the leverage.
Spanked is looking to escape.
Spanked trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Timebmb is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Spanked is positioning himself well to prevent Timebmb advancing to mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gonna Spanked showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Spanked has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
A victorious Gonna Spanked thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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