PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey Mouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sheen
vs
Mouse

187 cm
23
180 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

180 cm
24
182 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Brute
Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mickey Mouse!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mouse misses with a takedown
and Sheen counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Mickey Mouse has been cut.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Mouse throws a right and a left that Sheen avoids nicely.
Mouse fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Horrible takedown by Mouse or perhaps it was just good defense by Sheen which made him look bad.
Charlie Sheen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mickey Mouse.
Mouse tried to score with a low kick but Sheen checks it.
Sheen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mouse throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mouse throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mouse shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sheen but Sheen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mouse on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sheen. Sheen obviously looking to wear him down.
Sheen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A nice inside leg kick there by Sheen. That's going to slow Mouse down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mouse takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Mouse throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mouse fails to land the takedown.
Charlie Sheen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Mouse.
Mouse shoots in for a double leg but Sheen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Mouse misses with a double jab.
Sheen lands with a cross.
Mouse looks for a takedown but Sheen sprawls well.
Sheen lands a really nice looking cross but Mouse seems unphased.
Mouse throws a head kick but Sheen moves out of range.
Mickey Mouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sheen stuffs the takedown.
Mouse looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mouse misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mouse needs to keep his hands up - Sheen had a free shot at his head there.
Sheen lands a jab to Mouse's midsection.
Mouse tries for a takedown but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Sheen darts in and clinches Mouse up against the cage.
Sheen stops a takedown attempt from Mouse.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Mouse takes a shot to the head.
Mouse drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sheen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A left hand lands to the body for Sheen.
Mouse is trying desperately to land a takedown but Sheen is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Mouse.
Sheen scores with a shot to the side of Mouse's head.
Sheen scores with a shoulder strike.
Sheen lands a hook that snaps the head of Mouse backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sheen prevents the takedown attempt.
Mouse tries for a takedown but Sheen manages to get underhooks.
Sheen lands with a short shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Sheen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sheen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sheen lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mouse drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
Sheen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mouse backwards.

That has opened up Mickey Mouse's cut even more.
Mouse is looking for a takedown.
Sheen scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Sheen scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sheen digs a right hand underneath Mouse's ribcage. Mouse let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sheen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Sheen.
Nice body punch from Sheen - that landed with a thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands a right hand.
Sheen lands a nice uppercut.
Sheen lands a left hand.
Sheen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
Sheen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sheen gets underhooks to prevent Mouse's takedown attempt.
Sheen digs a right hand into Mouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mouse's gas tank.
Sheen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sheen lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
Sheen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sheen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mouse backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mouse drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mouse tries for a takedown but Sheen manages to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mickey Mouse's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sheen connects with a nice looking jab.
Mouse attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mouse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mouse shoots in for a double leg but Sheen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Mouse misses with a few strikes there.
Mouse throws a series of punches but Sheen avoids them all with ease.
Sheen lands with a kick to the ribs.
Good leg kick by Sheen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mouse takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Sheen lands a left and a right that send Mouse crashing to the mat, dazed. Sheen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Mouse is rocked!

The cut above Mickey Mouse's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Sheen closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Mouse out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Sheen!
An out of breath Charlie Sheen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.