PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bat Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pound Mcgee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgee has chosen Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Man
vs
Mcgee

180 cm
32
179 lbs
20 - 19 - 0

182 cm
28
178 lbs
16 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bat Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pound Mcgee!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Jorge Garcia and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mcgee as he jumps to the side.
Man with a lazy takedown attempt

and Mcgee moves into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Mcgee.
Mcgee is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bat Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Mcgee after a bit of a struggle.
Mcgee lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mcgee misses with a body punch.
Man wants to take the fight to the mat but Mcgee manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mcgee.
Man drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mcgee.

Mcgee's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Man connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Mcgee tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Man is defended easily by Mcgee.
Man fails with the takedown
and Mcgee counters with an inside leg kick.
Man is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mcgee has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mcgee scores with a shot to the side of Man's head.
Mcgee prevents the takedown attempt.
Man wants a takedown.

Mcgee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Man shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mcgee as he jumps to the side.

Mcgee moves into the clinch successfully.
Man goes for a takedown attempt but Mcgee pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Mcgee tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mcgee.
Man with a lazy takedown attempt
and Mcgee counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mcgee goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mcgee closes the distance and clinches.
Mcgee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mcgee lands with a short shot to the head.
Mcgee lands with a light punch inside.
Mcgee gets underhooks to prevent Man's takedown attempt.
A short left from Mcgee.
Mcgee swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Mcgee manages to break the clinch.
Man shoots in and drives through. Mcgee sprawls well.
Mcgee is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Mcgee is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Man shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Mcgee gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Man tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nice body punch from Mcgee - that landed with a thud.
Mcgee pushes Man back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mcgee has a couple of punches blocked by Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mcgee.
Mcgee lands with a light punch inside.
Mcgee scores with a hook to the body.
A short left from Mcgee.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mcgee.
Mcgee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Man is rocked!
Mcgee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oh Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man blocking some punches.
Mcgee has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
Mcgee misses with the head strike.
Mcgee throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
Man blocking some punches.
Mcgee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcgee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgee lands a right hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Mcgee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Mcgee.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mcgee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgee throws a head punch that misses.
Mcgee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcgee.
Mcgee misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcgee lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Mcgee fails to land.
A short right from Mcgee on the inside.
Man is looking for a takedown.
Mcgee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mcgee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcgee dips a shoulder and cracks Man with a mighty uppercut! Man falls back against the cage and Mcgee unloads with a barrage of strikes! Man is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mcgee screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pound Mcgee!
A very excited looking Pound Mcgee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.