PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jock Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stark
vs
Turd

185 cm
22
205 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

189 cm
27
205 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jock Stark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turd throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Stark tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Turd is in Stark's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Stark has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turd can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Turd connects with a couple of short punches.
Turd must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Turd with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd wants to control from the top but Stark keeps moving.
Stark looking for a sweep. Not yet Stark, not yet.

Stark is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Turd is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Turd postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd lands a couple of digs.
Turd working some strikes from top position.

Stark had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Stark keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.

Stark has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turd can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stark is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Turd lands a couple of digs.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Stark is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd lands a couple of elbows.
Turd is working Stark over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Turd lands a couple of digs.
Turd postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd trying to control but Stark is working from the bottom.
Stark can't keep his opponent in guard - Turd advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Turd lands strikes from half guard.
Turd looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Stark is rocked!
Turd landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Oh Stark is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd prevents Stark from improving his position.

Turd is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Stark seems to have got his legs back now.
Turd slips a nice elbow through Stark's hands, connecting with Stark's forehead.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Stark looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Turd is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stark doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Turd.
Turd controlling the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Turd is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Stark is just riding it out for now. Turd eventually gives up the hold.
Turd looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Stark with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Stark looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Turd wants to control but Stark is keeping him busy.

Stark looking for submissions off his back.
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Stark looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Turd lands a nice short elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Stark looking for submissions off his back.
Turd scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stark has hold of Turd's hands but Turd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Stark is in trouble now - Turd has advanced to mount!
Stark is in a horrible position here. Turd smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Turd looking to control and managing it successfully.
A nice elbow there by Turd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd cracks Stark with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Turd raining down shots from the mount!
Stark really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mel Turd dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Turd shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Turd scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Stark looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Turd working over Stark with some ground and pound. Stark looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Turd connects with a nice short shot to Stark's temple.
Turd seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Stark does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Turd performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

Stark looking for submissions off his back.
Stark on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stark looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Turd lands with a punch from half guard.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Stark actively working from the bottom here.

Turd is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Stark sees it coming and defends easily.

Turd is looking for a kimura here.
Stark is staying active underneath Turd, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Stark looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mel Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd uses his free foot to push down on Stark's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Stark.
Turd cracks Stark with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd with a couple of short strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Turd controlling from the full mount.
The referee warns Stark that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Turd postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Stark out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Turd goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mel Turd!