PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Zhukov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhukov's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Russian Army Choir - National Anthem of the Russian Federation. Hogan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hulkamania kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zhukov
vs
Hogan

210 cm
22
265 lbs
9 - 4 - 1

205 cm
20
270 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Knockout power

New World Order Clothing

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Zhukov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zhukov throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hogan 's head.
Hogan with a poor takedown
and Hogan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zhukov smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hogan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hogan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Zhukov counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zhukov thumps Hogan with a low kick.
Zhukov connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Hogan ! He's out on his feet! Zhukov rushes in and drops Hogan with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ivan Zhukov!
Ivan Zhukov managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, New World Order Clothing, into his post fight interview.