PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Dddddd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joseph Dddddd told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Tyson
vs
Dddddd

180 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

189 cm
22
205 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joseph Dddddd!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dddddd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Dddddd misses with a takedown attempt - Tyson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tyson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dddddd in his tracks.
Dddddd is trying hard to land a takedown here. Tyson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Tyson scores with a nice head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dddddd shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dddddd closes the distance and clinches up with Tyson, looking for a takedown. Dddddd pushes Tyson against the cage but Tyson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mike Tyson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joseph Dddddd.
Tyson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dddddd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dddddd shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Tyson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tyson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tyson. Dddddd does a little dance to reset his feet.
No luck for Dddddd with that takedown attempt.
Dddddd misses with a takedown attempt - Tyson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dddddd takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Oooooh!!! Tyson has knocked Dddddd down with a huge combo! Tyson steps away and waves a wobbly Dddddd back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Dddddd is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dddddd shoots in for a takedown but Tyson shows good takedown defense.
Dddddd is still on wobbly legs! Can Tyson finish him?
Tyson stuffs the takedown.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dddddd.
Dddddd seems to have recovered his senses.
Dddddd moves away from the strike by Tyson.
Dddddd shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Tyson counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dddddd! Tyson lets Dddddd back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Dddddd looks for a takedown but Tyson sprawls well.
Tyson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dddddd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyson.
Tyson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dddddd moves away.
Tyson lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson misses with the combination.
Dddddd shoots in looking for a takedown. Tyson tries to sprawl out of it but Dddddd keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Tyson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dddddd takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dddddd is trying desperately to land a takedown but Tyson is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Dddddd.
Dddddd looks gassed!
Tyson scores with a jab to the body.
Tyson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Joseph Dddddd has been cut.
Tyson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dddddd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tyson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Tyson sends Dddddd crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tyson is motioning to the referee to let Dddddd up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Tyson scores with a shot to the body.
Tyson flashes Dddddd a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Dddddd's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Dddddd crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Tyson punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Tyson!