PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beau Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Down Syndromia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jangles comes to the cage accompanied by Mr. Bojangles. Down Syndromia is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jangles
vs
Syndromia

194 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

196 cm
25
245 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Beau Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Down Syndromia!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jangles lands with a kick to the ribs.
Syndromia misses with a looping left.

Jangles closes the distance and clinches.
Syndromia looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Syndromia moves out of range of the leg kick from Jangles.
Syndromia works Jangles's body with a nice hook.
Syndromia misses with a two punch combination.
Jangles throws a nice outside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Syndromia misses the target.
Syndromia shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Jangles gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Syndromia blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Syndromia tries to pull guard but Jangles won't allow it.
Syndromia is trying to break the clinch but Jangles is controlling him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jangles breaks the clinch.
Jangles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Beau Jangles is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Syndromia has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Beau Jangles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jangles avoids a punch combination nicely.
Syndromia stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jangles.
Jangles scores with a head kick. Syndromia tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Jangles rushes Syndromia and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Syndromia sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jangles slips a straight right by Syndromia.
Jangles slips a jab from Syndromia.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Syndromia.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jangles.
Syndromia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jangles.
Jangles turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jangles lands a head kick. Syndromia smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jangles uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Syndromia.
Syndromia swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Syndromia shoots in but Jangles avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Beau Jangles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Down Syndromia.
Syndromia looks gassed!
Jangles blocks a jab.
Jangles throws a nice outside leg kick.
Syndromia takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jangles lands a high kick!
Good leg kick by Jangles there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Syndromia is rocked!
Jangles scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jangles. That's going to slow Syndromia down.
Jangles avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jangles takes a swing at Syndromia's ribcage but misses.
Jangles throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Syndromia takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Syndromia ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jangles moves away.

Jangles lands a big head kick that sends Syndromia tumbling to the mat! Jangles takes a step backwards and waves Syndromia back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Syndromia is still on wobbly legs! Can Jangles finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Syndromia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jangles. Jangles obviously looking to wear him down.
Jangles throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jangles dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Syndromia. That did some damage!
Syndromia seems to have recovered his senses.
Syndromia's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Syndromia avoids the body shot from Jangles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws a head kick that Syndromia semi-blocks.
Jangles connects with a leg kick. Syndromia looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Syndromia stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jangles.
Syndromia has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Jangles scores with a spinning back kick!
Jangles throws a nice inside leg kick.

Jangles clinches with his opponent.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick from Jangles lands but Syndromia takes it in his stride.
Syndromia throws a hook but Jangles avoids it easily.
Jangles lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws a lazy right hand but Syndromia sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Syndromia throws a big shot that misses.
Jangles lands with a kick to the temple. Syndromia shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jangles scores with a head kick.
Jangles avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Jangles rushes Syndromia and presses him up against the cage.
Syndromia wants to get back to striking at distance but Jangles won't allow it.

Jangles escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jangles walks into a left hand.
Jangles throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Syndromia takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jangles could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jangles.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Syndromia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jangles. Jangles obviously looking to wear him down.
Jangles ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jangles scoring well with a low kick there.
Syndromia looks to land a combination but Jangles avoids it well.
Jangles connects with a solid leg kick.
Syndromia on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
No joy there for Jangles, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Jangles fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Syndromia, pushing him back against the cage.
Syndromia is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Jangles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jangles throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jangles feints and then cracks Syndromia's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Syndromia down.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Jangles.
Jangles ducks under a wild hook from Syndromia.
Jangles cracks the inside of Syndromia's front leg.
Syndromia takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jangles lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jangles.
Jangles fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Syndromia.
Jangles throws a head kick that Syndromia semi-blocks.
Jangles slips under a jab.
Jangles scores with a head kick. Syndromia tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jangles throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jangles connects with a leg kick. Syndromia looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Jangles dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Syndromia. That did some damage!
A solid leg kick lands there for Jangles.
Jangles lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Syndromia takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jangles defending well as Syndromia loads up on a big left hand.

Jangles pushes Syndromia up against the cage in a clinch.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jangles blocks a jab.
Syndromia takes a swing at Jangles's ribcage but misses.
Jangles cracks the inside of Syndromia's front leg.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jangles - that will leave a mark!
Syndromia tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Syndromia on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jangles. Jangles obviously looking to wear him down.
Jangles lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jangles.
Syndromia uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jangles.
Jangles lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jangles throws a leg kick which misses Syndromia's front leg but catches the back leg as Syndromia tries to avoid it.
Beau Jangles is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jangles misses with a body shot.
Jangles looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Jangles moves into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Syndromia is trying to force a seperation but Jangles has the dominant position.
Down Syndromia has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jangles takes a shot to the head.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beau Jangles showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jangles has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Beau Jangles!
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for Beau Jangles!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Beau Jangles!

Beau Jangles wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Beau Jangles rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.