PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lee Staton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vvierme Llamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Staton's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mgła- With Hearts Toward None II . Llamer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Prodigy - Spitfire. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Staton
vs
Llamer

192 cm
26
238 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

188 cm
33
277 lbs
23 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lee Staton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vvierme Llamer!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Staton avoids the body shot from Llamer.
Llamer thows a leg kick but Staton checks it
and Staton counters with a straight right hand.
Llamer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Llamer misses with a looping right.
Staton throws a leg kick but Llamer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Some bone on bone action there as Llamer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Llamer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Staton looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Llamer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Llamer avoids the body shot from Staton.
Llamer misses with a straight right.
Llamer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Staton sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Llamer.

Llamer drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Llamer lands an elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Llamer cracks Staton with a big right hand but Staton just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Llamer trying to control the action but Staton is working from the bottom.
Staton parries the strikes from Llamer easily there. Llamer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Staton to escape.
Staton tries to bench press Llamer off him but Llamer keeps the position.
Llamer tries to score with some ground and pound. Staton controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Staton dodges the ground and pound from Llamer.
Staton seems a little lost for a moment, as Llamer dominates the positioning.
Llamer is looking to take a break and control but Staton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Llamer misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Llamer fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Staton gets back to half guard.
Well, if Llamer is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Llamer wants to stand up but Staton has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Llamer trying to control the action but Staton is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llamer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Staton defending well though.
Llamer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Llamer moves into full mount! Staton won't be happy about that!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Staton is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Llamer throws a strike there. Staton manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
Llamer is taking a breather. Staton says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
It looks like Llamer might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Staton holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Llamer is trying to control the action in half guard but Staton is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Llamer is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Vvierme Llamer.
Llamer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Llamer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Staton moves away from the strike by Llamer.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A slapping leg kick lands for Llamer.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Staton throws a lazy right hand but Llamer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Llamer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Staton sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Llamer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vvierme Llamer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Staton avoids a kick to the body.
Llamer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vvierme Llamer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No luck for Llamer with that takedown attempt.
Llamer throws a series of strikes that have Staton backpedaling.
A head kick by Staton misses
and Llamer counters with a leg kick.
Staton fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Llamer is out of range.
Llamer throws out a leg kick but Staton moves out of range and Llamer only half commits.
Staton checks a low kick from Llamer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Llamer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Staton.
Llamer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Llamer punishes Staton's body with a nice straight punch.
Llamer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Staton.
Llamer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Staton.
Staton tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Llamer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Staton looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Staton misses with a leg kick
and Llamer counters with a nice leg kick.
Staton thows a body shot but no joy.
Llamer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Staton scores with a head kick. Llamer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Llamer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Llamer lands with a hook. Staton tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Llamer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Staton. Llamer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Staton ducks under a wild hook from Llamer.
Staton closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Staton is rocked!
No joy there for Llamer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A nice inside leg kick there by Llamer. That's going to slow Staton down.
Staton looks to score with a jab to the body but Llamer is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Staton looks to clinch
and Llamer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Llamer lands a slapping body shot.
Lee Staton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Staton scores with a leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from Staton as Llamer shoots in.
Staton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Staton.
Llamer looks to score with a jab to the body but Staton is just out of range.
Staton missing with a left hand there. Llamer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Llamer throws a low kick but Staton avoids it.
Llamer shoots for a double leg takedown but Staton sprawls well. He's pushed Llamer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lee Staton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vvierme Llamer.
A swing and a miss from Llamer.
Llamer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Llamer misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Staton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Llamer lands with a right hand.
Staton throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Staton uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Llamer.
Staton doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Staton takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Staton tries to land a leg kick but Llamer saw it coming and moves away.
The fighters circling - Llamer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Staton looks to land a body kick but Llamer moved away.
Staton misses with a body shot
and Llamer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Llamer connects with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Staton looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Llamer throws a leg kick

and Staton counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Staton.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Staton swings wildly with an uppercut but Llamer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A bit of stalling here from Llamer.
Llamer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A short left from Llamer.
Staton wants to break the clinch but can't.
Llamer is trying to break the clinch but Staton has him pressed against the cage.
Llamer wants to take the fight to the mat but Staton manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Staton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Staton tries to throw a body punch but Llamer avoids it by throwing Staton back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vvierme Llamer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Llamer throws a low kick but Staton avoids it.
Llamer throws a wild body kick that Staton sees coming a mile off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Staton.
Llamer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Staton fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Staton.
Llamer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Llamer checks the leg kick.
Staton explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Llamer has a takedown stuffed.
A decent looking cross lands there for Staton.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Staton tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Llamer swivels and escapes.
Llamer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Staton throws a nice looking combination but Llamer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Staton fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Llamer checks it well.
Staton thows a leg kick but Llamer checks it
and Llamer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Staton lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Llamer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Staton moves away from the strike by Llamer.
Staton uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Llamer.
Staton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Staton scores with a jab to the jaw.
Staton misses with a jab, cross combination.

Staton closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Llamer did well to prevent Staton getting side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Staton thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Llamer gets full guard.
Lee Staton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Llamer is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Llamer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Staton distracts Llamer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Staton trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Staton throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Llamer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Staton stopping the sweep attempt from Llamer.
Llamer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Staton working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Llamer has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Llamer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Vvierme Llamer.
Staton moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Staton throws a looping overhand right but Llamer ducks down to avoid it.
Staton shoots in but Llamer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lee Staton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Staton throws a quick inside leg kick.
Llamer checks a leg kick.
Vvierme Llamer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Staton pushes Llamer up against the cage in a clinch.
Llamer wants to take the fight to the mat but Staton manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Llamer creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Staton tries a body shot but Llamer blocks it.
Staton throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Llamer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Staton is defending well for now.
Staton misses with some punches.
Llamer prevents a body shot from Staton.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Staton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Staton pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Staton showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Llamer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vvierme Llamer!
Our winner, Vvierme Llamer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.