PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Riel Dan Reyes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On as his entrance music. Riel Dan Reyes has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dan Reyes
vs
Cartman

180 cm
25
183 lbs
17 - 1 - 1

170 cm
33
185 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Riel Dan Reyes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman stuffs the takedown.
Reyes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Reyes moves away and avoids it.
Reyes throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Reyes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reyes looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.

Reyes shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Cartman is trying to control but can't.
Reyes wants to take a breather but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman wants to get back to full guard.
Reyes sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cartman defending well though.
Cartman is trying to get back to full guard.
Cartman is trying to maintain the position but Reyes is very close to passing his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reyes missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cartman has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Reyes is working away from the top position though.
Cartman gets back to full guard.
Reyes throwing strikes but missing.
Reyes in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Reyes trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Reyes missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Reyes in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reyes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Reyes fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Reyes throwing strikes but Cartman manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
What's Reyes going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Reyes tries to buck Cartman off but Cartman is having none of it.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
Cartman working the ground and pound.

It looks like Riel Dan Reyes has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman scores with punches from side control.
Cartman lands some shots froms side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Check out the look on Cartman's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Reyes tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Reyes regains half guard, as Cartman was trying to land strikes.
Reyes wants to improve his position but Cartman is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Riel Dan Reyes's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Reyes is trying to control but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Reyes is looking to control Cartman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Reyes avoid being mounted?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reyes tries to roll over but Cartman keeps him under control.
Cartman working Reyes over with strikes.

Jeez, Riel Dan Reyes's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Riel Dan Reyes's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman!
Our winner, Eric Cartman, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.