PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sakari Ostermalm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ostermalm comes to the cage accompanied by Speedy ja Saku - Hän mies. Borris Whoopyourasski told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Ostermalm
vs
Whoopyourasski

199 cm
22
225 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

195 cm
22
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sakari Ostermalm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ostermalm tries to clinch but Whoopyourasski is having none of it.
Whoopyourasski circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Whoopyourasski. No joy for Ostermalm on that attempt.
Ostermalm goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ostermalm looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Whoopyourasski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ostermalm.
Ostermalm tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ostermalm fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sakari Ostermalm. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ostermalm has a takedown stuffed.
Ostermalm tries to close the distance and clinch up but Whoopyourasski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sakari Ostermalm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ostermalm shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Whoopyourasski as he avoids it easily.
Ostermalm is looking to clinch but Whoopyourasski is avoiding it.
Ostermalm looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ostermalm walks into a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ostermalm misses with an uppercut. Whoopyourasski saw that one coming.
Ostermalm misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ostermalm tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ostermalm shoots in but no luck this time.
Whoopyourasski misses with a wild combination.
Ostermalm tries to clinch up but Whoopyourasski circles away and keeps his distance.
Whoopyourasski throws a push kick but Ostermalm slaps the foot to one side.
Ostermalm throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Whoopyourasski's waist but Whoopyourasski gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Ostermalm off to one side.
Whoopyourasski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ostermalm.
Whoopyourasski throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Ostermalm colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Whoopyourasski as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Ostermalm is left battered and dazed whilst Whoopyourasski and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borris Whoopyourasski!