PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Smokeleaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anal Bead Party has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Smokeleaf
vs
Bead Party

225 cm
25
288 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

190 cm
28
276 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jesus Smokeleaf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Fedor Mirinova and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Party connects with a solid leg kick.
Smokeleaf shoots for a takedown but Party saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Smokeleaf tries to clinch
enabling Party to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jesus Smokeleaf has been cut.
Party throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Smokeleaf counters with a big head kick but Party shrugs it off.
A swing and a miss from Party.
Party misses with a straight left.
Smokeleaf wants to clinch.
Smokeleaf takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smokeleaf displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Party throws out the jab.
A head kick misses from Smokeleaf.
The fighters circling - Party throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab lands there for Party.
Party attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Party closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Smokeleaf quickly recovers to half guard.
Smokeleaf wants to get back to his feet.
Party throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Party has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Party is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Smokeleaf has managed to free his arm - good work.
Smokeleaf blocking the ground and pound attempt from Party.

Party is looking for a kimura but Smokeleaf is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Party to get the leverage.
Party sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Smokeleaf defending well though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smokeleaf is trying to stand back up but Party is controlling him

Smokeleaf kicks Party off and gets back to his feet.
Smokeleaf looks to clinch
and Party counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smokeleaf throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smokeleaf tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Smokeleaf is breathing heavily.
Smokeleaf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A combination from Party does no damage.
Smokeleaf is looking to chop away at Party's legs.
Party lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Party lands an overhand right.
Good work by Smokeleaf as he checks the leg kick.
Smokeleaf tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Party manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Party walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Smokeleaf drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Party swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Smokeleaf's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anal Bead Party!
Anal Bead Party looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Anal Beads give me orgasm YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!'.