PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenshi Zuko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zuko comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Wu Tang- Hellz Wind Staff kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Henry Chinaski could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kenshi Zuko's chin.

Chinaski
vs
Zuko

185 cm
27
184 lbs
21 - 4 - 1

181 cm
32
184 lbs
15 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER
BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Kenshi Zuko!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski swings for the body but Zuko moves out of range.
Chinaski slips a jab and a cross from Zuko.
Chinaski on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice cross by Zuko.
Chinaski throws a poor cross that misses
and Zuko counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Zuko misses with a hook. Chinaski ducked under it nicely.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. Zuko looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zuko tries a low kick but Chinaski avoids it.
Zuko fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chinaski looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Zuko tries to work over Chinaski's front leg with a kick but Chinaski checks it.
Chinaski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zuko.
Zuko looks to score with a jab to the body but Chinaski is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuko tries to close the distance and clinch up but Chinaski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Chinaski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zuko manages to avoid it.
Zuko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chinaski.
Zuko throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chinaski bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zuko's head backwards.
Zuko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chinaski.
Chinaski misses with a double jab.
Chinaski displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zuko.
Zuko moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice defenses there by Zuko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski lands a jab.

It looks like Kenshi Zuko has been cut.
Zuko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chinaski.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Zuko.
Zuko throws out a loose jab but Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chinaski blocks a low kick nicely.
Chinaski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zuko.
Zuko throws a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zuko misses with a few strikes there.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but Zuko checks it.
Zuko checks a leg kick nicely.
Zuko throws a hook but Chinaski avoids it easily.
Zuko swats away the attempt to clinch by Chinaski.
Chinaski thows a body kick. Zuko tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Chinaski scores with a jab to the head.
Zuko scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Chinaski doesn't seem bothered though.
Chinaski slips a jab from Zuko.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big right from Chinaski misses.
Nice straight punches there by Chinaski. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chinaski.
Chinaski misses with an uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Chinaski.
Zuko scores with a shot to the body.
Zuko misses with a hook.
Zuko tries to clinch up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zuko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chinaski manages to avoid it.
Zuko moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Chinaski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kenshi Zuko's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chinaski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zuko moves out of range as Chinaski throws a body kick.
Chinaski's jab looks to have found its range, popping Zuko under the eye.
Zuko throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zuko lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chinaski has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chinaski and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chinaski circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zuko tries to clinch but Chinaski is having none of it.
Zuko takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Zuko throws a leg kick but Chinaski checks it.
Chinaski lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Chinaski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zuko.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski keeps Zuko at a distance using the push kick.
Henry Chinaski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chinaski works Zuko's body with a nice hook.
A shot to the body from Chinaski misses
and Zuko counters with a nice uppercut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zuko.
Chinaski misses with a hook. Zuko ducked under it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Chinaski.
Chinaski lands with a shot to the body.
Chinaski swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chinaski scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zuko throws an overhand right that lands on Chinaski's shoulder, as Chinaski tries to avoid the shot.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chinaski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chinaski looks to land a left hand but Zuko moved out of range nicely.
Chinaski scores with a shot to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Chinaski - that will leave a mark!
Chinaski scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Henry Chinaski is winning the standup battle so far.
Zuko takes a swing at Chinaski's ribcage but misses.
Chinaski misses with a hook. Zuko ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zuko blocks the body kick.
Chinaski looks to land a left hand but Zuko moved out of range nicely.
Chinaski misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chinaski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zuko.

Chinaski drops Zuko with a beautiful combination! Zuko stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Chinaski is looking for the KO!

Zuko is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chinaski ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Zuko's jaw. Zuko's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Chinaski does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Henry Chinaski!
Henry Chinaski retains his welterweight title!
Henry Chinaski made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'All I want to do is get my check and get drunk.'.