PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beau Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jangles has chosen Mr. Bojangles as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Titties
vs
Jangles

187 cm
27
235 lbs
10 - 19 - 0

194 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Beau Jangles!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Titties throws a head kick but Jangles moves out of range.
Jangles throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
and Jangles counters with a thumping low kick.
Titties throws a lazy head kick
and Jangles counters with a leg kick.
Jangles throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Jangles connects with a high kick.

It looks like Franz Titties has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Jangles moves out of range easily.
Jangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Titties is breathing heavily.
Jangles throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
Jangles slips under a jab from Titties.
An inside leg kick lands from Jangles.
Jangles scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Titties tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jangles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Jangles closes the distance and clinches.
Jangles lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jangles lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Jangles breaks the clinch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Titties crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jangles - the referee stops the clock and Titties gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jangles. Titties manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jangles connects with an inside leg kick.

Jangles closes the distance and pushes Titties back into the cage.
Jangles lands a damaging elbow.

Jangles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jangles.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Jangles moves out of range easily.
Jangles lands with a kick to the temple. Titties shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jangles lands a big head kick that sends Titties tumbling to the mat! Jangles takes a step backwards and waves Titties back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Titties is rocked!
Jangles lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Titties at a distance.
Oh Titties is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jangles turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Titties seems to have got his legs back now.
Jangles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice body kick from Jangles.
Jangles throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jangles lands a leg kick that knocks Titties off balance momentarily.
Jangles moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jangles throws a head kick that Titties semi-blocks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jangles.
Jangles lands a leg kick that knocks Titties off balance momentarily.
Jangles connects with an inside leg kick.
Titties avoids the head kick by Jangles.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Jangles throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
Jangles lands a head kick. Titties smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jangles looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jangles.
Titties takes a kick to the side of the head.
Titties throws a hook but Jangles blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jangles scores with a leg kick.
Jangles throws a front kick that sends Titties stumbling back into the cage.
Jangles fakes the leg kick and cracks Titties in the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Jangles.
Good leg kick by Jangles there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Titties stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jangles.
Jangles lands a high kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jangles throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
Titties on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jangles. Jangles obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Jangles.

Jangles has Titties up against the cage in a clinch.

Jangles manages to break the clinch.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jangles blocks a head kick by Titties.
Jangles with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Jangles throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Titties's head.
Jangles cracks the inside of Titties's front leg.
Jangles throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Titties.
Jangles connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Titties throws a head kick but Jangles moves out of range.
Jangles lands a head kick. Titties smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jangles lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jangles misses with a wild body shot.
Titties avoids the head kick by Jangles.
Titties thows a left - swing and a miss!
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Jangles goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jangles throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jangles throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Titties's head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Titties checks a leg kick nicely.
Jangles doesn't manage to clinch there - Titties circles away.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jangles blocks a head kick by Titties.
Jangles lands a head kick. Titties smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jangles missing with a left hand there. Titties was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jangles can pounce on him.
Franz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jangles.
Titties on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jangles. Jangles obviously looking to wear him down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jangles.
Jangles lands with a slapping head kick.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jangles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Jangles.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Jangles has closed the distance and engaged Titties in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Jangles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Titties will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jangles scores with a head kick. Titties tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jangles pivots, looking for a leg kick but Titties is out of range and Jangles settles back down.
Jangles avoids the head kick by Titties.
Jangles throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jangles scores with a spinning back kick!
Jangles cracks the inside of Titties's front leg.
Jangles lands a high kick!
Jangles connects with a high kick.
Titties stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jangles.
Jangles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Franz Titties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jangles with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jangles avoids the head kick by Titties.
Jangles scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jangles throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
A head kick by Titties misses
and Jangles counters with a nice low kick that buckles Titties's knee momentarily.
A good leg kick by Jangles.
Jangles throws a head kick that half lands.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jangles!
Jangles connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jangles lands a nice looking body kick.
Jangles scores with a push kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jangles.
Titties takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jangles.
Jangles lands a nice leg kick that just misses Titties's sensitive parts.
Jangles blocks a head kick by Titties.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jangles.
Titties throws a head kick but Jangles moves out of range.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jangles can pounce on him.
Jangles throws a front kick that sends Titties stumbling back into the cage.
Jangles throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
That kick from Jangles tenderised Titties's leg. Titties is trying to keep his angry face on.

Jangles forces Titties back against the cage and clinches.
Jangles lands a damaging elbow.

Jangles breaks the clinch.
Jangles lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jangles tries a head kick but it misses.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a head kick but Jangles moves out of range.
Titties stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jangles.
Jangles scores with a leg kick.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick
and Jangles counters with a head kick. That will keep Titties thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jangles throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Beau Jangles is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jangles throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Titties is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jangles.
Jangles scores with a leg kick.
Jangles fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jangles scores with a leg kick.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jangles can pounce on him.
Jangles misses with a low kick.
Jangles throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beau Jangles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jangles has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Beau Jangles!
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for Beau Jangles!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Beau Jangles!

Beau Jangles wins by unanimous decision!
Beau Jangles decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.