PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elvis Fleecy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Balls
vs
Fleecy

197 cm
32
178 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

178 cm
26
175 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Elvis Fleecy!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fleecy misses with a takedown
and Balls cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fleecy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Balls but Balls pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fleecy walks into a straight right hand from Balls.

It looks like Elvis Fleecy has been cut.
Fleecy slips a jab and a cross from Balls.
Balls lands a jab to the head.
A left lands for Balls.
Balls connects with a jab.
Balls misses with a wild combination.
Fleecy misses with a takedown attempt
and Balls counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Huge Balls has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Fleecy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Balls displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Fleecy.

Fleecy scores with a takedown into Balls's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fleecy won't allow Balls to sweep him here.
Fleecy looking to sit in guard and control but Balls gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Balls throwing strikes but missing.
Balls wants to control from the top but Fleecy keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls won't allow Fleecy to get back to his feet.
Balls really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Balls slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

We're going to have a standup here because Huge Balls wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
A jab from Balls does it's job there.
The crowd cheers as Balls lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fleecy doesn't seem phased though.
Balls connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Balls lands a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fleecy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Balls avoids it really well and circles away.
Elvis Fleecy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Balls smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A punch combination from Balls misses.
Nice takedown defense from Balls. No joy for Fleecy on that attempt.
Balls is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Fleecy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Balls.
Balls uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fleecy ducks right into an uppercut from Balls.
No joy there for Balls, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fleecy dives in and scores a takedown into Balls's guard.
Balls will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Balls bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Fleecy's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fleecy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Balls postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Balls prevents Fleecy from getting back to his feet.
Balls trying to control but Fleecy is working from the bottom.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Balls is looking to work some ground and pound but Fleecy has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Balls dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elvis Fleecy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Balls's corner calls for a 1-2. Balls obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Huge Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Balls scores with a sloppy right hand. Fleecy should have avoided that one.
Balls cracks Fleecy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Huge Balls is winning the standup battle so far.
Balls works over Fleecy's head and body with a nice combination.
Balls misses with a few strikes there.
Balls throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Balls is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fleecy looks for a takedown but Balls sprawls well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Balls.
Nice sprawl there from Balls as Fleecy shoots in.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Balls!

That has opened up Elvis Fleecy's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Balls scores with a jab to the jaw.
Balls will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Fleecy looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Balls!
Fleecy dominating with strikes here.
Fleecy prevents Balls from getting the reversal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fleecy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fleecy trying to control but Balls is having none of it.
Fleecy might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Balls kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls tries to reverse the position but Fleecy maintains control.
Balls avoids a strike by Fleecy and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Fleecy's guard! Fantastic escape!
Balls loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Fleecy wants to get back to his feet but Balls is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Fleecy uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Fleecy tries for a takedown but Balls circles away easily
and Balls cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Huge Balls has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Fleecy.
Fleecy is breathing heavily.
Balls cracks Fleecy with a right hand to the side of the head.
A lazy left from Balls finds it's target.
Fleecy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fleecy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fleecy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Balls counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Balls dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Elvis Fleecy's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Fleecy has his takedown stuffed
letting Balls counter with a right hand.
Fleecy dives in and grabs Balls's left leg, looking for a takedown. Balls pushes down on Fleecy's head and hops out.
Balls misses with a wild combination.
Balls lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Fleecy is rocked!
Fleecy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Huge Balls has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elvis Fleecy.
Balls tests Fleecy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fleecy is still on wobbly legs! Can Balls finish him?
Balls is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fleecy walks into a left hand.

The cut above Elvis Fleecy's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fleecy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Balls!
Balls throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Balls cracks Fleecy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Huge Balls is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fleecy with a poor takedown
and Balls counters with a nice uppercut.
Fleecy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Balls lands with a cross.
Fleecy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A punch lands to the side of Fleecy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Huge Balls is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fleecy shoots in for a takedown but Balls shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fleecy seems to have recovered his senses.
Balls is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Balls scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fleecy shoots in for a takedown but Balls shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fleecy misses with a takedown
and Balls cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Balls scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Balls tests Fleecy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Balls jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balls misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fleecy shoots for a takedown but Balls saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fleecy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Balls connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Balls displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Balls displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Balls.
Balls is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Balls throws a combination. Fleecy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Balls moves into range and connects with a jab.
Balls lands with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fleecy has a takedown stuffed.
A nice combination there by Balls.
Fleecy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fleecy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fleecy walks into a stiff left hand from Balls.
Fleecy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Balls lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Fleecy gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Balls connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Huge Balls showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Balls, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Huge Balls!
An out of breath and clearly excited Huge Balls thanked Namunamu Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).