PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Torrez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Albert Fish was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Torrez
vs
Fish

184 cm
21
194 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

183 cm
20
195 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Brute

•• Beast Mode ••

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eddie Torrez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Albert Fish!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Torrez looks to score with a jab to the body but Fish is just out of range.
Some wild striking there from Torrez.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fish. Torrez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fish throws a hook but Torrez blocks it.
Torrez connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Albert Fish has been cut.
Torrez fails to land with a series of punches.
Fish throws a hook to the side of Torrez's head but Torrez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Torrez staying out of range there.
Fish connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fish looks to throw the jab but Torrez is out of range.
Torrez lands with a right hand.
Fish looks to land a combination but Torrez avoids it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for Torrez. That snapped Fish's head back.
Torrez swings widly with a right hand
and Fish counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Torrez listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Torrez looks to throw the jab but Fish is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish misses with a straight right.
Fish avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Torrez misses with a double jab
and Fish counters with a solid body kick.
Fish slips a straight right by Torrez.
Fish uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Torrez.
Torrez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A big left from Torrez misses.
Torrez ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Torrez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fish scores with a sloppy right hand. Torrez should have avoided that one.
Fish takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left lands for Torrez.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Torrez, right into the meat.
Fish takes one to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Torrez.
Torrez throws an overhand right that lands on Fish's shoulder, as Fish tries to avoid the shot.
Fish with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Torrez to score with a decent uppercut.
Fish looks for the body kick but Torrez saw that one coming.
Torrez misses with a straight left.
Torrez throws a jab when Fish was well out of range.
Torrez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Torrez shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fish throws an off balance right hand
and Torrez cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Torrez scores with a nice right hand.
Fish's jab looks to have found its range, popping Torrez under the eye.
Fish throws a shot to the body.
Fish connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torrez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Good work by Fish as he checks the leg kick.
Torrez jabs Fish right on the nose. Fish blinks but takes it well.
The fighters circling - Fish throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fish looks to throw the jab but Torrez is out of range.
Fish misses with a looping left.
Fish throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Torrez connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fish dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Torrez throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fish on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fish moves out of range of the strikes.
Fish misses with a hook.
Torrez looks to score with a jab to the body but Fish is just out of range.
Torrez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torrez lands a nice shot to the body.
Fish moves out of range as Torrez strikes.
Fish fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Torrez manages to avoid it.
Torrez lands a nice shot to the body.
Fish misses with the combination.
Torrez connects with a single shot there.
A swing and a miss from Fish.
Fish looks to land a left hand but Torrez moved out of range nicely.
Fish misses with an uppercut. Torrez saw that one coming.
Fish loads up on a big right hand but Torrez slips the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fish scores with the left hand. Torrez knows he should have avoided that one.
Fish takes one to the side of the head.
Fish walks into a straight right hand from Torrez.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eddie Torrez will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Albert Fish's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A combination from Torrez does no damage.
Fish throws a lazy right hand but Torrez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fish lands a high kick!

It looks like Eddie Torrez has been cut.
Fish missing with a left hand there. Torrez was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fish fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Torrez on the side of the head.
Torrez cracks Fish with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fish looks to land a right hand but Torrez moved out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Torrez 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fish thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fish looks to throw the jab but Torrez is out of range.
Torrez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fish.
Fish throws out a loose jab but Torrez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fish keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Torrez pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fish is out of range and Torrez settles back down.
Torrez pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fish back to the cage. Torrez follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That has opened up Albert Fish's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torrez scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Torrez throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Fish counters with a straight right hand.
Torrez blocks a jab.
Torrez throws a hook to the side of Fish's head but Fish sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Torrez lands a nice hook to Fish's body. Fish takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Torrez cracks a nice hook into Fish's ribs.
Fish with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fish connects with an inside leg kick.
Torrez throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Albert Fish seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Torrez lands a jab to Fish's midsection.
Torrez changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Torrez moves out of range as Fish strikes.
Torrez throws the left hand but Fish avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torrez missing with a left hand there. Fish was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slow jab from Torrez misses its intended target.
Fish throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Torrez looks to score with a jab to the body but Fish is just out of range.
Fish fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab by Torrez.
Torrez just misses with a punch to the body.
Torrez rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fish moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Torrez lands a right hook to the body.
Torrez uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fish.
Nice defenses there by Torrez.
Torrez bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fish scores with a hook.
Torrez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fish manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torrez slips a straight right by Fish.
Fish blocks a jab.
Torrez bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Torrez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fish throws out the jab.
Fish has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fish there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fish lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fish keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A head kick from Fish lands but Torrez takes it in his stride.
Fish looks to throw the jab but Torrez is out of range.
Torrez connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fish. Fish circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Torrez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fish uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Torrez.
Torrez misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fish displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Torrez throws out the jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fish scores with a body shot.
Torrez misses with a body shot.
Torrez throws a jab but it's blocked by Fish.
Torrez throws a right hand that Fish ducks under and follows up with a left that Fish also avoids with ease.
Torrez takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Torrez scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fish misses with an attempted mid kick.
Torrez misses with a double jab
and Fish counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fish throws a lazy right hand but Torrez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fish misses the shot to the body.
Fish has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Torrez throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Albert Fish will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Torrez throws a hook to the side of Fish's head but Fish sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fish lands with a slapping head kick.
Fish misses with a lunging right hand
and Torrez counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fish throws a shot from downtown. Torrez moves away and avoids it.
Torrez fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fish is out of range.
Fish misses with a kick to the body.
Torrez swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fish.
Torrez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fish.
Torrez misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fish lands a jab to the nose.
Fish bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fish misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Torrez.
Torrez with a jab.
Torrez misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Torrez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Decent striking displayed by Torrez there.
Torrez doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Torrez sizes up Fish with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Torrez moves away from the strike by Fish.
Fish scores with a nice strike.
Torrez works the jab nicely.
Fish scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Torrez throws a nice looking combination but Fish bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fish uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Torrez has time to react.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Torrez thows a left - swing and a miss!
Torrez takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fish lands a really nice looking cross but Torrez seems unphased.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torrez moves out of range of the body kick.
Fish falls off balance throwing a combination
and Torrez cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Torrez with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fish lands a nice looking body kick.
Fish with a jab.
Torrez throws out a loose jab but Fish uses good head movement to avoid it.
Torrez throws a sloppy head kick and Fish moves out of range easily.
Torrez bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fish throws a hook to the side of Torrez's head but Torrez sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Torrez throws a hook but Fish blocks it.
Fish scores with the left hand. Torrez knows he should have avoided that one.

Fish lands a big head kick that sends Torrez tumbling to the mat! Fish takes a step backwards and waves Torrez back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Torrez is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Torrez.
Oh Torrez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Torrez slips a straight right by Fish.
Torrez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fish.
Torrez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fish was well out of range. Poor timing from Torrez.
Fish lands with a good body shot.
Fish drops Torrez with a straight right hand, right on the button! Fish follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Fish!
Albert Fish is the new middleweight champion!
A victorious Albert Fish thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.