PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Blair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes to the cage accompanied by BRAVEHEART. Blair is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bullet by Creed. Anaconda Anaconda could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hank Blair's chin.

Anaconda
vs
Blair

204 cm
35
279 lbs
31 - 14 - 1

199 cm
27
279 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hank Blair!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blair takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Anaconda checks the leg kick nicely there.
Blair throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blair.
Anaconda throws a series of punches but Blair avoids them all with ease.
Blair throws a right and a left that both miss.
Anaconda listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Anaconda slips a jab from Blair.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Blair is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anaconda.
Blair getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blair misses with the combination.
Blair gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Anaconda.
Blair throws a hook to the side of Anaconda's head but Anaconda sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blair throws a looping overhand right but Anaconda ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blair misses with a body shot.
Blair looks to throw the jab but Anaconda is out of range.
Blair looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Anaconda throws a leg kick but Blair moved away.
Anaconda takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Hank Blair has been cut.
Anaconda tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Blair is able to avoid easily.
Anaconda misses with a head kick.
Blair misses with a jab, cross combination.
Blair throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Anaconda throws a jab when Blair was well out of range.
Blair will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A low kick from Blair is predictable there
and Anaconda counters with a thumping low kick.
A slow jab from Anaconda misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blair misses with a wild body shot.
Anaconda throws a hook to the side of Blair's head but Blair sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Blair needs to keep his hands up - Anaconda had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Blair.
Blair closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Hank Blair is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anaconda slips a straight right by Blair.
Anaconda throws a nice inside leg kick.
Anaconda fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Anaconda moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Blair looks gassed!
Anaconda is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Blair throws a poor cross that misses
and Anaconda counters with a good, hard body kick but Blair shrugs it off.
Anaconda chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Anaconda ducks under a wild hook from Blair.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Anaconda stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Anaconda throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Blair's waist but Blair gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Anaconda off to one side.
Anaconda cracks Blair with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Anaconda wants to clinch.
Anaconda feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Blair's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hank Blair seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anaconda connects with a leg kick. Blair looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

Anaconda moves into the clinch.
Anaconda lands a left hand.
Anaconda scores with a shot to the side of Blair's head.
Anaconda stalling the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Anaconda pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Anaconda lands with an uppercut that bounces Blair off the cage and back into range.
Anaconda connects with an inside leg kick.
Anaconda lands a body shot.
Anaconda fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Anaconda is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Anaconda throws a leg kick which misses Blair's front leg but catches the back leg as Blair tries to avoid it.
Blair takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Anaconda shoots in for a takedown but Blair shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anaconda Anaconda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anaconda scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blair takes a jab right on the kisser.

That has opened up Hank Blair's cut even more.

Anaconda gets a clinch.
Anaconda tries to throw a body punch but Blair avoids it by throwing Anaconda back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anaconda Anaconda dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hank Blair's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Anaconda cracks Blair with an open hand slap.
Anaconda dips to his left and cracks Blair with an uppercut!
A telegraphed right hand from Anaconda misses the target.
Blair catches Anaconda with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fighters circling - Blair throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Anaconda shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Blair as he jumps to the side.
Anaconda takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Blair loads up on a big right hand but Anaconda slips the punch.
Anaconda connects with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blair takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Blair's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Anaconda jabs at Blair's body.
Anaconda works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda connects with a nice looking jab.
Blair throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Blair is breathing heavily.
Anaconda will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Anaconda stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Blair is rocked!

The cut above Hank Blair's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Anaconda connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda lands with a shot to the body.
Anaconda connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Blair's hands.
Blair is still on wobbly legs! Can Anaconda finish him?
Anaconda Throws a clean left jab. Anaconda Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Blair's chin! Blair crumbles to the ground and Anaconda follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Anaconda!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Anaconda Anaconda!
Anaconda Anaconda retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath Anaconda Anaconda thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.