PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Bonarte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P Coltrane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. Bonarte has chosen David Guetta - Delirious as his entrance music. Roscoe P Coltrane has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

P Coltrane
vs
Bonarte

195 cm
28
190 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

180 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Bonarte!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonarte tries to clinch but fails miserably
and P Coltrane counters with a stiff right hand.
P Coltrane throws a hook to the side of Bonarte's head but Bonarte sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
P Coltrane lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Peter Bonarte has been cut.
P Coltrane throws a lazy right hand but Bonarte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bonarte tries to clinch up
and P Coltrane counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Nice combo by P Coltrane! Oh, that's hurt him - Bonarte falls to the canvas and P Coltrane follows him into side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonarte is trying to get back to half guard.
P Coltrane working away.
P Coltrane landing a few strikes.

Bonarte is rocked!
P Coltrane will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bonarte trying his best to control but P Coltrane has mounted him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane landing strikes from the mount and Bonarte is in trouble!
Bonarte is still in real trouble! Can P Coltrane finish him?
P Coltrane softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Bonarte is out cold! P Coltrane jumps to his feet and celebrates on the ropes with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Roscoe P Coltrane made sure he mentioned Real Fighters Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.