PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Fung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol's entrance music is Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris. A fine choice. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Patrol
vs
Fung

183 cm
35
177 lbs
23 - 10 - 1

176 cm
23
160 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Knockout power

[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lou Fung!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fung goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Patrol closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Patrol not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fung really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Patrol. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fung is trying to stand up here but Patrol is controlling him well.
Patrol wants to pass to mount but Fung is defending the position.
Patrol missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Patrol thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fung's head.
Patrol is pressing down on Fung's thigh, looking to free his foot. Fung is holding on for now.
Fung avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Patrol.
Patrol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Patrol is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fung doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Patrol.
Patrol looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol is trying to control. Fung wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Patrol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Patrol seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Patrol frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Patrol trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol is really struggling to control Fung but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Patrol has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Patrol lands a big shot there that rocks Fung but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Patrol unloads with some shots from mount but Fung bucks and avoids them well.
Patrol misses with a head shot.
Patrol lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patrol wants to control the pace but Fung is squirming around nicely.
Patrol throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Fung because Patrol loaded up on that one.
Patrol unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Fung wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Patrol celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boner Patrol!
Boner Patrol retains his welterweight title!
Boner Patrol bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.