PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Anton The Jew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

The Jew
vs
Crazy

181 cm
20
181 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
26
175 lbs
5 - 3 - 2

Good wrestling
Good knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Knockout power

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anton The Jew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Igor Crazy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Jew throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Crazy counters with a straight right hand.

The Jew moves into the clinch.
Crazy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Jew has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Jew tries to throw a body punch but Crazy avoids it by throwing The Jew back against the cage.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Jew just misses with a elbow thrown towards Crazy's brow.
The Jew misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from The Jew on the inside.
The Jew struggles to land a body shot inside as Crazy controls his hands.

The Jew breaks the clinch.

The Jew has managed to clinch.
The Jew lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Crazy or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Jew utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Jew scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Jew avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
The Jew slows down the pace here.
The Jew pushes Crazy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

The Jew pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Crazy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Crazy tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Crazy has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The Jew is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Crazy is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but The Jew is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Crazy prevents The Jew from escaping the position.
The Jew on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if The Jew tries to get out of the position.

Crazy wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Jew, who protects the arm well.

Crazy tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Jew is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Crazy wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Jew keeps working.
Crazy prevents The Jew from escaping the position.

Crazy thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The Jew tries to escape but Crazy is in control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Crazy tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The Jew is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Crazy asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The Jew trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crazy controlling from side mount.

Crazy wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Jew, who protects the arm well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Anton The Jew will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Jew avoids the head kick by Crazy.

The Jew takes the fight into the clinch.
The Jew tries a body shot but Crazy blocks it.
The Jew will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Crazy up against the cage.
Crazy throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Jew tries to land knees in the clinch but Crazy avoids the damage to the body.
The Jew lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Crazy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Jew is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Jew tries a body shot but Crazy blocks it.
The Jew missing with knees to the body.
Crazy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Jew holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Crazy pulls guard effortlessly.
Crazy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Jew has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Crazy lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for The Jew!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Crazy looking to secure an arm triangle but The Jew defends it well.
You get the feeling that The Jew really doesn't like being in this position too much.

Crazy goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now The Jew is on top in guard.
Crazy is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crazy has his hands on The Jew's head, controlling the position.
Crazy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Anton The Jew wasn't doing enough on the ground.

The Jew moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Jew slowing the pace effectively.
The Jew is trying to break the clinch but Crazy is controlling him.
The Jew avoiding damage.

Crazy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Anton The Jew has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Crazy breaks from the clinch.
The Jew throws a series of punches but Crazy moves out of range.
Crazy misses with a two punch combination.

The Jew clinches with his opponent.
A knee to the head by Crazy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Anton The Jew will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

The Jew pulls out of a head kick attempt.

The Jew moves into the clinch.
A short uppercut from The Jew.
A short body shot lands from The Jew as the two fighters clinch.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the head but The Jew blocks with his arms.
The Jew has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The Jew is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

The Jew breaks from the clinch.

The Jew fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Crazy, pushing him back against the cage.
The Jew lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Jew using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Crazy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The Jew lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The Jew looking to throw knees to the head but Crazy is blocking nicely.
A nice left hand lands by The Jew.
A short left from The Jew.
Crazy misses with a knee to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on The Jew - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The Jew can't find room to land a body shot as Crazy controls the action.
Crazy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Jew lands a shot to the body.
The Jew pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Crazy tries to land a knee to the head but The Jew blocks with his arms.
Crazy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The Jew blocks it with crossed arms.
The Jew misses with a punch on the inside.
The Jew cracks Crazy with a nice body shot.
Crazy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Jew slows down the pace here.
Crazy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

The Jew breaks the clinch.

The Jew moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Jew swings wildly with an uppercut but Crazy uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Jew tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crazy's elbow.
The Jew goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Crazy prevents a body shot from The Jew.
The Jew doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Jew utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Jew lands an uppercut.
Come on The Jew - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The Jew lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Jew misses with a body punch.
Crazy lands an elbow inside that The Jew shrugs off.

It looks like Anton The Jew has been cut.
The Jew misses with a body punch.
The Jew holding his opponent close, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Crazy throws an elbow but misses.
The Jew misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Crazy as The Jew tries to tie him up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crazy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Igor Crazy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crazy tries to pull guard but The Jew holds him up against the cage and eventually Crazy drops back down to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anton The Jew showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Jew, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Anton The Jew!
Judge George Francis scores the fight for Anton The Jew!
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Anton The Jew!

Anton The Jew wins by unanimous decision!