PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Francis Brizuela (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square as his entrance music. Francis Brizuela has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Brizuela
vs
Bateman

199 cm
26
315 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

195 cm
30
275 lbs
27 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Diamond Nutrition 160q
Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Francis Brizuela!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brizuela misses with a left hand
and Bateman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bateman catches Brizuela with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bateman, right into the meat.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman blocks a jab.
Bateman lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Francis Brizuela has been cut.
Bateman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Francis Brizuela seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman digs a good hook to Brizuela's body.
Bateman is looking to slow Brizuela down with leg kicks.
Brizuela is breathing heavily.
Bateman lands a nice shot that snaps Brizuela's head back.
Bateman defending well as Brizuela loads up on a big left hand.
Bateman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Bateman lands a big right hand that sends Brizuela crashing to the mat! Bateman stays standing though and waves Brizuela back to his feet!
Brizuela takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Bateman.
Brizuela is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman cracks Brizuela with a left hook right on the temple and Brizuela goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Bateman lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Brizuela is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
A relieved looking Patrick Bateman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.