PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Bunga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Childish Gambino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gambino comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Freaks and Geeks kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bunga
vs
Gambino

180 cm
25
196 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
20
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ralph Bunga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Childish Gambino!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gambino fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bunga on the side of the head.

Gambino gets tackled into the cage by Bunga. Bunga maintains the clinch.

Bunga breaks the clinch.
Bunga tries to clinch
and Gambino counters with a straight right hand.
Bunga tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bunga looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bunga wants to clinch.
Bunga fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gambino.
Gambino lands with a nice combination. Bunga backs away looking to recover.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gambino scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bunga doesn't seem bothered though.
Bunga is looking to clinch but Gambino is avoiding it.
Bunga is looking to clinch but Gambino is avoiding it.
Gambino lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Bunga is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gambino scores with a body shot.
Bunga is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Bunga gets caught flat footed, as Gambino shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Oh Bunga is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bunga on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bunga tries to get out of the position.

Gambino is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Bunga seems to have got his legs back now.
Bunga striking off his back but it's not causing Gambino any problems.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bunga wants to stand and escape but Gambino is having none of it.

Gambino gets to his feet - Bunga follows without any prompting.
Bunga is breathing heavily.
Gambino connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Bunga to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Gambino!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Childish Gambino!
Childish Gambino seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.