PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Unbreakable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unbreakable has chosen Busta and Yelawolf - Break Ya Neck as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McWeakhands
vs
Jon Unbreakable

168 cm
33
164 lbs
24 - 7 - 1

177 cm
30
166 lbs
27 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Unbreakable!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut. Unbreakable saw that one coming.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands looks to land a body kick but Unbreakable moved away.
Good work by McWeakhands as he checks the leg kick.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
Unbreakable keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

McWeakhands moves into the clinch.

McWeakhands breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McWeakhands fails with an attempt to clinch.
Unbreakable staying out of range there.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Unbreakable moves out of range of the body kick from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Unbreakable looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McWeakhands misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Unbreakable ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Unbreakable moves out of range.
Unbreakable swats away the attempt to clinch by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but Unbreakable is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Unbreakable is just out of range.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Unbreakable's ribcage but misses.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Unbreakable wants to clinch.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Unbreakable. That did some damage!
McWeakhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Unbreakable does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick
letting Unbreakable counter with a right hand.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the side of Unbreakable's head but Unbreakable sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Unbreakable dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands looks to land a right hand but Unbreakable moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
A slow jab from Unbreakable misses its intended target.

McWeakhands gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McWeakhands lands a left hand.
McWeakhands tries a body shot but Unbreakable blocks it.
Unbreakable is looking for a takedown.
A short left from Unbreakable.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands has a couple of punches blocked by Unbreakable.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Unbreakable's elbow.
McWeakhands can't find room to land a body shot as Unbreakable controls the action.
McWeakhands misses with a punch to the body.

Unbreakable's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Unbreakable tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Unbreakable makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.
McWeakhands pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Unbreakable checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable doesn't manage to clinch there - McWeakhands circles away.
McWeakhands is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Unbreakable's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Unbreakable throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McWeakhands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Jon Unbreakable has been cut.
McWeakhands throws a push kick but Unbreakable slaps the foot to one side.
Unbreakable throws a leg kick which misses McWeakhands's front leg but catches the back leg as McWeakhands tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands the left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut. Unbreakable saw that one coming.
McWeakhands tries a head kick but it misses.
Unbreakable blocks a low kick nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands avoids a kick to the body.
Unbreakable lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McWeakhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWeakhands feints and then cracks Unbreakable's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Unbreakable down.
Unbreakable scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWeakhands looks to land a combination but Unbreakable avoids it well.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWeakhands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Unbreakable does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McWeakhands lands the left hand.
McWeakhands misses with a looping left.
Unbreakable lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Unbreakable.
A big right from McWeakhands misses.
Unbreakable feints and then cracks McWeakhands's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWeakhands down.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Unbreakable ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable scores with a jab to the head.
McWeakhands lands a jab to the nose.
McWeakhands moves in looking to clinch but Unbreakable pushes him off.
Unbreakable is looking to clinch.
Dumbass McWeakhands is winning the standup battle so far.
Unbreakable ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McWeakhands is looking to clinch but Unbreakable is avoiding it.
McWeakhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Unbreakable sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McWeakhands throws out a powerful jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Unbreakable circles away.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Unbreakable blocks it.
McWeakhands misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Unbreakable counters with a leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Unbreakable sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
McWeakhands throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable throws a series of punches but McWeakhands avoids them all with ease.
Unbreakable tries a head kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Unbreakable does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Unbreakable on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McWeakhands. McWeakhands obviously looking to wear him down.
McWeakhands digs a good body shot into Unbreakable's ribs.
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Unbreakable takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a kick to the body.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up but Unbreakable circles away and keeps his distance.

McWeakhands clinches up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Unbreakable tries a body shot but McWeakhands blocks it.
Unbreakable taking a breather.
Unbreakable lands a right hand.
Unbreakable blocking some punches.

McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
McWeakhands takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
McWeakhands clobbers Unbreakable with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McWeakhands throws a push kick but Unbreakable slaps the foot to one side.
Unbreakable throws a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
A solid body kick from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is looking to clinch.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Unbreakable connects with a body shot that sends McWeakhands's belly button to the back.
Unbreakable shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McWeakhands eats them both and turns towards Unbreakable to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McWeakhands walks into a stiff left hand from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands feints and then cracks Unbreakable's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Unbreakable down.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Unbreakable checks a low kick from McWeakhands.

McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches.
Unbreakable blocking some punches.
Unbreakable scores with a shoulder strike.
Unbreakable swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Unbreakable takes a shot to the head.
Unbreakable has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McWeakhands is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Unbreakable's elbow.
A frustrated look appears on Unbreakable's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McWeakhands throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Unbreakables head.
Unbreakable trying to control the position but instead, McWeakhands has worked for underhooks and has pushed Unbreakable into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Unbreakable.
Unbreakable has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McWeakhands creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Unbreakable is looking to take this one to the mat.
McWeakhands tries a body shot but Unbreakable blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Unbreakable uses good head movement to avoid it.
Unbreakable blocks an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jon Unbreakable's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

McWeakhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A bone on bone clash there as Unbreakable blocks the leg kick.
McWeakhands throws a right and a left that Unbreakable avoids nicely.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Unbreakable sees it coming and moves out of range.
McWeakhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWeakhands throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Unbreakable swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Unbreakable moves out of range.
Unbreakable throws a low kick but McWeakhands moves out of range easily.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Unbreakable lands a nice looking body shot.
Unbreakable uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
Unbreakable scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a nice looking body shot.
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Unbreakable's sensitive parts.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick that is checked
and Unbreakable connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Unbreakable lands a nice looking body shot.
McWeakhands throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Unbreakable.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Unbreakable does a little dance to reset his feet.
Unbreakable changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

McWeakhands moves into range and clinches up with Unbreakable.
Nice body punch from Unbreakable.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWeakhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Unbreakable slows down the pace here.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Jon Unbreakable has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable is trying to break the clinch but McWeakhands is controlling him.
Unbreakable scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unbreakable is struggling to control the position.
McWeakhands on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Unbreakable pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Unbreakable checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

McWeakhands moves into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Unbreakable - that landed with a thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands avoids the elbow strike from Unbreakable, against the cage.
McWeakhands keeps control of Unbreakable as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right from McWeakhands.
Unbreakable lands a shoulder strike.
Unbreakable misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Unbreakable or not.
Unbreakable has McWeakhands pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McWeakhands manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Unbreakable is trying to break the clinch but McWeakhands is controlling him.
Unbreakable is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unbreakable misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McWeakhands as Unbreakable tries to tie him up.
A head punch on the inside from Unbreakable fails to land.
Unbreakable throws a head punch that misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Unbreakable.

Unbreakable manages to break the clinch.
Unbreakable ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Unbreakable scores with a leg kick.
Unbreakable takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Unbreakable dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWeakhands. That did some damage!

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jon Unbreakable.
I think McWeakhands has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
After winning the bout, Dumbass McWeakhands thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.