PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lobsta Mang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Meatstock might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Eminem - Not Afraid . Mang has chosen B.O.B. as his entrance music. Lou Meatstock could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lobsta Mang's chin.

Meatstock
vs
Mang

192 cm
31
278 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

180 cm
25
270 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lobsta Mang!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mang throws a sloppy head kick and Meatstock moves out of range easily.
Mang throws a sloppy head kick and Meatstock moves out of range easily.
Mang uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Mang has managed to clinch.
Mang swings wildly with an uppercut but Meatstock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mang is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Meatstock gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Meatstock prevents a body shot from Mang.
Mang tries a body shot but Meatstock blocks it.
Mang drops down looking for an ankle pick but Meatstock pulls his leg out and moves away.
Mang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Meatstock digs a good hook to Mang's body.
An inside leg kick lands from Mang.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meatstock throws a half hearted mid kick.

Meatstock drops Mang with a beautiful combination! Mang stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Meatstock is looking for the KO!

It looks like Lobsta Mang has been cut.
Meatstock connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mang momentarily.
Mang throws a head kick that misses.
Meatstock stuffs the takedown.
Lou Meatstock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lobsta Mang.
Mang looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mang looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Meatstock is fending him off so far but Mang persists. Nope, Meatstock circles away and we're back to standing.
Meatstock lands with a hook. Mang tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Meatstock cracks Mang with a hook to the temple - Mang is on wobbly legs here! Meatstock swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Mang falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Meatstock wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Lou Meatstock!
Lou Meatstock managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER, into his post fight interview.