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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raffer Steele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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276 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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260 lbs
24 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Raffer Steele!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Konstantin Menshow and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Party throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Party, as that shot connected.
It looks like Raffer Steele has been cut.
Oh, that's a big right hand from Party and Steele goes tumbling to the canvas! Party follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Steele avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Party.
Party thows a huge punch but Steele dodges it nicely.
Party trying to pass the guard but Steele defending well.
Party is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Steele is trying to stand back up but Party is controlling him
Steele wants to control but Party is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Steele is refusing to be controlled, as Party sits in half guard.
Party is looking to stall here but Steele recovers full guard.
Party stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Steele swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Party landing with the ground and pound.
Party has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Steele can't keep his opponent in guard - Party advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Party has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Party throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Party sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Party wants to control the pace but Steele is squirming around nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Party wants to finish this one by submission but Steele is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Party.
Party trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Steele is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Party looking to isolate an arm here. Steele doesn't see it coming and as Party extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Party!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Anal Bead Party!
As Anal Bead Party got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Anal Beads give me orgasm YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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