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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uncomfortably Numb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Percival Pickervance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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175 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
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185 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Uncomfortably Numb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Pickervance!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Numb throws a solid leg kick but Pickervance takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Numb.
Pickervance looks to score with a jab to the body but Numb is just out of range.
Numb wants to slow Pickervance down by chopping away at his legs.
Numb keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Numb misses with a body shot.
Pickervance misses with a body kick.
Numb throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pickervance on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Numb. Numb obviously looking to wear him down.
Numb tries a low kick but Pickervance avoids it.
Pickervance throws a leg kick
and Numb counters with a nice leg kick.
Pickervance throws a leg kick which misses Numb's front leg but catches the back leg as Numb tries to avoid it.
Pickervance misses with a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Numb.
A slapping leg kick lands for Numb.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Numb throws a jab but it's blocked by Pickervance.
Numb throws a leg kick that misses.
Numb shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pickervance defends it nicely.
Pickervance tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Numb was well out of range. Poor timing from Pickervance.
Numb checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pickervance throws a big shot that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Numb.
Numb misses with a leg kick
and Pickervance makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pickervance lands a lovely overhand right.
Numb throws a leg kick
and Pickervance counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pickervance lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No luck for Numb with that takedown attempt.
Both fighters circling a little - Pickervance finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Numb lands a right hook to the body.
Pickervance punishes Numb's body with a nice straight punch.
Pickervance moves into range and clinches up with Numb.
Pickervance tries to work over Numb's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Numb has Pickervance pressed against the cage, preventing Pickervance from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice body punch from Pickervance.
Pickervance tries to throw a body punch but Numb avoids it by throwing Pickervance back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Numb.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Numb is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Pickervance breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pickervance fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pickervance is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Numb rather than just go for the knockout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Numb.
Pickervance checks a low kick from Numb.
Pickervance just misses with a punch to the body.
Pickervance scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Numb ducks under a wild hook from Pickervance.
Numb with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pickervance to score with a decent uppercut.
Pickervance shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pickervance trying to control from half guard but Numb is working away.
Pickervance thows a huge punch but Numb dodges it nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Numb moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Numb is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Numb trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Numb has Pickervance pulled in close to control his posture.
Numb looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pickervance is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Percival Pickervance dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Numb swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Numb moves forwards but Pickervance connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Numb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Numb closes the distance and clinches up with Pickervance, looking for a takedown. Numb pushes Pickervance against the cage but Pickervance circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pickervance throws a right and a left that Numb avoids nicely.
Pickervance digs a good hook to Numb's body.
Numb with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pickervance to score with a decent uppercut.
Pickervance is looking to slow Numb down with leg kicks.
Pickervance scores with a decent looking hook.
Numb misses with a low kick as Pickervance jumps back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pickervance bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Numb's head.
Pickervance throws out a powerful jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pickervance. That's going to slow Numb down.
Pickervance throws a push kick but Numb slaps the foot to one side.
Numb misses with a takedown
letting Pickervance counter with a right hand.
Pickervance misses with a head kick.
Numb throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pickervance misses with an uppercut.
Numb misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Numb turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Percival Pickervance seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Pickervance.
A leg kick checked by Numb.
Nice shot by Pickervance.
Pickervance scores with a crisp jab that stopped Numb in his tracks.
Pickervance lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Numb is rocked!
Percival Pickervance seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Numb tries to get into range but Pickervance steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Numb! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Pickervance scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Percival Pickervance!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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