PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Rogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Constrictor comes to the cage accompanied by American Bad Ass. This should be fireworks!

Constrictor
vs
Rogan

195 cm
24
214 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

185 cm
24
212 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe Rogan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rogan.

It looks like Boa Constrictor has been cut.
Rogan swinging wildly here.
Rogan throws a right hand that Constrictor ducks under and follows up with a left that Constrictor also avoids with ease.
Constrictor misses with the combination.
Rogan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Rogan cracks Constrictor with a good jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Constrictor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Constrictor, right into the meat.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rogan slips a jab from Constrictor.
Constrictor misses with a series of wild punches.
Rogan scoring well with a low kick there.
Rogan throws a series of punches but Constrictor avoids them all with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Rogan takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rogan avoids the head kick by Constrictor.
Constrictor throws a head kick but Rogan moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogan fails to land with a series of punches.
A head kick misses from Rogan.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Constrictor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rogan.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rogan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Constrictor throws a body punch but Rogan moves out of range.
No joy there for Rogan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Rogan looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rogan throws a nice looking combination but Constrictor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rogan swinging wildly here.
Joe Rogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rogan misses with a wild body shot.
A punch combination from Rogan misses.
Some wild striking there from Constrictor.
Rogan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Constrictor.
Rogan scores with a hook.
Constrictor throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Joe Rogan has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Constrictor misses with a series of wild punches.
Constrictor tries to score a power double leg takedown but Rogan sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Constrictor somewhat.
Rogan goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Rogan misses with a looping right.
Constrictor's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Rogan connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Constrictor scrambles back to his feet.
No joy there for Rogan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rogan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Constrictor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rogan works Constrictor's body with a nice hook.
Constrictor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Joe Rogan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rogan looks to land a combination but Constrictor avoids it well.
Rogan scores with a nice right hand.
Constrictor fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice uppercut there from Rogan.
Rogan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Rogan throws a right and a left that Constrictor avoids nicely.
Constrictor tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rogan jabs Constrictor right on the nose. Constrictor blinks but takes it well.
Constrictor takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rogan throws a series of punches but Constrictor moves out of range.
Constrictor scores with a nice body kick.
Constrictor throws a sloppy head kick and Rogan moves out of range easily.
Rogan connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rogan looks to land a combination but Constrictor avoids it well.
Rogan connects with a solid leg kick.
A big left from Rogan misses.
Rogan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rogan fails to land with a series of punches.
Constrictor pushes Rogan away with a front kick.
Rogan looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Constrictor throws a head kick that half lands.
Rogan misses with a two punch combination.
Rogan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Constrictor counters with a solid body kick.
Constrictor shoots in for a double leg but Rogan sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Rogan is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Constrictor had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Rogan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rogan misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor dodges the punch combination from Rogan.
Rogan misses with a combination
and Constrictor counters with a head kick.
Constrictor lands a really nice looking cross but Rogan seems unphased.
Constrictor swinging wildly here.
Rogan avoids the head kick by Constrictor.
Good shot there by Rogan.
No joy there for Rogan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Constrictor throws a nice looking combination but Rogan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Constrictor throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Rogan's head.
Rogan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rogan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Constrictor tries to bum rush Rogan with a series of wild strikes but Rogan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Constrictor tries to bum rush Rogan with a series of wild strikes but Rogan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Constrictor missing with a left hand there. Rogan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Constrictor misses with a head kick.
Constrictor fails to land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Boa Constrictor will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Constrictor gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Constrictor throws a hook but Rogan avoids it easily.
Rogan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Constrictor throws a right and a left that Rogan avoids nicely.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rogan throws a push kick but Constrictor slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick misses from Rogan.
Rogan throws a right and a left that Constrictor avoids nicely.
Constrictor displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Constrictor takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Constrictor throws a head kick but Rogan moves out of range.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Rogan lands a head kick. Constrictor smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Rogan lands a jab-cross combination.

Boa Constrictor's cut is getting worse.

Oooooh!!! Constrictor has knocked Rogan down with a huge combo! Constrictor steps away and waves a wobbly Rogan back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Rogan is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A combination from Constrictor does no damage.
Rogan is still on wobbly legs! Can Constrictor finish him?
Rogan throws out a loose jab but Constrictor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Constrictor lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Rogan can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Constrictor and Rogan drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Constrictor.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boa Constrictor!
During a confident post fight interview, Boa Constrictor thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.