PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vanilla Ice Cold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Woods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ice Cold's entrance music is Adrenaline!. A fine choice. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Ice Cold
vs
Woods

169 cm
23
144 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

155 cm
30
130 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Granite chin

Brute
$10

Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vanilla Ice Cold!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Woods!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Woods darts in and clinches Ice Cold up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ice Cold creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Woods tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ice Cold smiles and moves away.
Woods steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ice Cold.
No joy there for Ice Cold, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Woods misses with a body kick.
Nice body kick there by Woods.
Woods misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Woods uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold throws an overhand right that lands on Woods's shoulder, as Woods tries to avoid the shot.
Woods scores with a leg kick.

Woods gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Ice Cold breaks from the clinch.
Vanilla Ice Cold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ice Cold thuds his right hand into Woods's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold fails to land with a series of punches.

Woods clinches up with Ice Cold and pushes him back against the cage.
Ice Cold misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Ice Cold as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ice Cold.
Woods wants a takedown.
Vanilla Ice Cold has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Woods.
Ice Cold lands with a short shot to the head.
Woods drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ice Cold lands a left hand that snaps the head of Woods backwards.

Woods jumps into guard, dragging Ice Cold to the mat.
Woods is pulling down on Ice Cold's head. It's preventing any offense from Ice Cold, at least for the moment.
Ice Cold won't allow Woods to sweep him here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woods is pulling down on Ice Cold's head to control his posture.
Ice Cold sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ice Cold has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Woods is proving hard to escape from.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ice Cold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Woods.
Ice Cold lands with a cross.
Ice Cold scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Jack Woods has been cut.
Woods keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Ice Cold throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Woods is rocked!
Ice Cold lands a brutal head kick. Woods looks out on his feet and Ice Cold throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Vanilla Ice Cold!
Vanilla Ice Cold retains his featherweight title!
A relieved looking Vanilla Ice Cold thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.