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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by VHB - Freedom Fighter. The crowd seem to be enjoying Uzi's choice of entrance music: Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Kalle Uzi told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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280 lbs
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278 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lebowski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Good standup being displayed there by Lebowski as he connects with a hook.
No joy there for Uzi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Uzi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lebowski ducks under a wild hook from Uzi.
Lebowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Uzi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Uzi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Lebowski misses the shot to the body.
Uzi slips under a jab from Lebowski.
Uzi moves away from the strike by Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a leg kick but Uzi checks it.
A head kick from Uzi lands but Lebowski takes it in his stride.
It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice leg kick lands there from Uzi.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lebowski.
Lebowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Uzi counters with a stiff right hand.
Lebowski scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lebowski lands a right hook to the body.
Uzi misses with a body kick.
Good shot there by Lebowski.
Lebowski thuds his right hand into Uzi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
It looks like Kalle Uzi has been cut.
A head kick misses from Uzi.
Uzi slips a jab and a cross from Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a solid leg kick but Uzi takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lebowski.
Uzi blocks the body kick.
Lebowski lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big right from Uzi misses.
Lebowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Uzi.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski misses with a hook.
Uzi slips a jab from Lebowski.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Lebowski.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Lebowski misses with a looping right.
Lebowski takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lebowski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses.
Uzi throws a hook to the side of Lebowski's head but Lebowski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Uzi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lebowski circles away quickly and effectively.
Uzi tries to land a front kick but Lebowski steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Uzi takes a kick to the side of the head.
Uzi moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Uzi slips a jab and a cross from Lebowski.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski throws out a leg kick but Uzi moves out of range and Lebowski only half commits.
Lebowski tries to bum rush Uzi with a series of wild strikes but Uzi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses
and Lebowski counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lebowski throws a jab when Uzi was well out of range.
Uzi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Uzi swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lebowski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Uzi looks gassed!
Lebowski misses with a hook. Uzi ducked under it nicely.
Lebowski delivers a nice body kick.
Uzi throws a lazy head kick
and Lebowski counters with a straight right hand.
That has opened up Kalle Uzi's cut even more.
Uzi tries to bum rush Lebowski with a series of wild strikes but Lebowski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab, jab by Lebowski - just one landing.
Lebowski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lebowski connects with a solid leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Lebowski. Those never looked like landing.
Lebowski does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lebowski lands with a nice body punch.
Uzi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lebowski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Uzi.
A telegraphed right hand from Uzi misses the target.
Uzi takes one on the button.
Uzi misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Lebowski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lebowski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Uzi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Lebowski lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Lebowski jabs Uzi right on the nose. Uzi blinks but takes it well.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lebowski connects with the punch.
Lebowski connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick
and Lebowski counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kalle Uzi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Lebowski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Uzi scores with a kick to the body.
Uzi misses with a body kick.
Lebowski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lebowski misses with a looping left.
Uzi is breathing heavily.
Uzi takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The cut above Kalle Uzi's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Uzi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi drops his hands momentarily and Lebowski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kalle Uzi's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A jab-cross combination lands for Lebowski and sends Uzi crashing to the mat! Lebowski follows him down to the mat - Uzi regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
Uzi is rocked!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kalle Uzi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jeffrey Lebowski!
A relieved looking Jeffrey Lebowski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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