PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Chris Kringle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beaver Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kringle comes to the cage accompanied by Wating on the world to change, by John Mayer. Chris Kringle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kringle
vs
Wayne

176 cm
27
168 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

178 cm
24
165 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chris Kringle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Beaver Wayne!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Igor Prikhodko and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Wayne misses
and Kringle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kringle misses with a body shot.
Wayne moves away from the strike by Kringle.
Wayne scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kringle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kringle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wayne was well out of range. Poor timing from Kringle.
Kringle punishes Wayne's body with a nice straight punch.
Kringle avoids the body shot from Wayne.
Wayne scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kringle doesn't seem bothered though.
Kringle throws a shot to the body.
Beaver Wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wayne slips under a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wayne is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kringle.
Kringle scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wayne throws a body punch but Kringle moves out of range.
Kringle slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wayne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kringle missing with a left hand there. Wayne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wayne thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne avoids the body shot from Kringle.
Kringle lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wayne wants to clinch.
Wayne tries to clinch but Kringle moves away
and Kringle counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Wayne is rocked!
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.

Wayne fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kringle, pushing him back against the cage.
Wayne is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wayne lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wayne throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kringle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kringle managing to block the knees to the body from Wayne.

Kringle's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kringle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wayne.
Kringle just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wayne misses with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wayne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kringle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wayne looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kringle.
Kringle connects with a nice looking jab.
Wayne throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wayne with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wayne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kringle.
A combination from Wayne does no damage.
Kringle swats away the attempt to clinch by Wayne.
Wayne walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wayne bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kringle's head.
Wayne jabs at Kringle's body.
Wayne lands with an uppercut that bounces Kringle off the cage and back into range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wayne just misses with a punch to the body.
Kringle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kringle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A slow jab from Kringle misses its intended target.
Kringle lands a jab to the nose.
Kringle misses the jab.
Kringle connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kringle cracks Wayne with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Beaver Wayne is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kringle throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.
Wayne is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kringle rather than just go for the knockout.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kringle checks a leg kick.
Kringle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wayne moves away.
Nice uppercut there from Wayne.
Wayne misses with a straight left.
Kringle looks to land a left hand but Wayne moved out of range nicely.
Kringle misses with a double jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kringle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wayne fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kringle manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wayne jabs at Kringle's body.
Wayne misses with a body shot.
Kringle looks to throw the jab but Wayne is out of range.
Wayne connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kringle. Kringle circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Wayne lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kringle has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kringle and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wayne cracks Kringle with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wayne on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kringle throws a low kick but Wayne avoids it.
Kringle is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kringle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wayne on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wayne looks to score with a jab to the body but Kringle is just out of range.
Wayne dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wayne misses with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sloppy strikes from Wayne. Those never looked like landing.
Wayne takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wayne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kringle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wayne.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chris Kringle will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Wayne takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kringle scores with a nice strike.

Kringle tries to keep at a distance but Wayne has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wayne misses with an elbow strike.
Wayne throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wayne using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kringle has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kringle on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wayne using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kringle tries to stall but Wayne uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wayne takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wayne lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kringle swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wayne misses with a knee to the head.
Wayne tries to land knees in the clinch but Kringle avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kringle's defenses.
Kringle tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wayne scores with a hook to the body.

Kringle manages to break the clinch.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Chris Kringle is winning the standup battle so far.
Kringle scores with a jab to the body.
Wayne slips a straight right by Kringle.
Wayne throws a combination. Kringle tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kringle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kringle takes one to the side of the head.
Wayne lands a lovely overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Wayne closes the distance and clinches.
Wayne is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wayne lands an elbow inside.
Wayne lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kringle is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wayne misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kringle.
Wayne avoiding damage as Kringle throws knees to the body.
Wayne lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kringle or not.
Wayne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kringle avoids it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wayne.
Wayne using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wayne tries to work over Kringle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wayne scores a nice knee to the body.
Wayne landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Beaver Wayne seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wayne pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wayne misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kringle.
Wayne lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wayne gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wayne with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wayne lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kringle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kringle fails to land.
Kringle lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wayne creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kringle's defenses.
Kringle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kringle lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wayne backwards.
Wayne scores a nice knee to the body.
Wayne lands a good knee to the midsection. Kringle won't want to take too many of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wayne wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kringle has him pressed against the cage.
Wayne content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wayne receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Kringle misses with an elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wayne tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kringle's elbow.
Wayne misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wayne looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kringle trying to land knees to the body.
Kringle misses with a body punch.
Kringle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wayne misses with some punches.
Kringle lands a good knee to the midsection. Wayne won't want to take too many of those.
Kringle is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wayne is defending well for now.
Wayne working Kringle over with knees to the body.
Wayne tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wayne misses with an elbow strike.
Wayne blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wayne can't find room to land a body shot as Kringle controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beaver Wayne showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Kringle lands a nice looking body shot.
Kringle looks to throw the jab but Wayne is out of range.
Wayne throws a shot to the body.
Kringle avoids the body shot from Wayne.
Wayne is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wayne takes a swing at Kringle's ribcage but misses.
Wayne moves out of range of the strikes.
Wayne lands a jab to the head.
Wayne moves out of range as Kringle strikes.
Wayne throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kringle misses with a wild body shot.
Kringle misses with a wild combination.
Kringle swats away the attempt to clinch by Wayne.
Kringle thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne is looking to clinch.
Wayne stalks Kringle and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kringle's face. Kringle staggers backwards, shaken.
Wayne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kringle.
Wayne staying out of range there.
Wayne moves away from the strike by Kringle.
Kringle keeps the fight on the outside.
Wayne misses the shot to the body.
Wayne avoids the body shot from Kringle.
Kringle throws a solid leg kick but Wayne takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kringle.
Wayne changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kringle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wayne at a distance.
Wayne with a hook.
Kringle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wayne.
A big right from Kringle misses.
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.
Wayne lands a jab to Kringle's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wayne scores with a jab. Kringle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wayne moves to clinch but Kringle breaks away
and Kringle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wayne cracks Kringle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wayne comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kringle.
Kringle on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kringle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wayne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wayne misses with a wild body shot.
Kringle gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wayne.

Kringle is rocked!
Kringle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kringle's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wayne connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kringle scrambles back to his feet.
Oh Kringle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kringle throws a shot from downtown. Wayne moves away and avoids it.
Wayne weaves into range and cracks Kringle right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Kringle goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Wayne is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Beaver Wayne!