PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Agapit Blondi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Blondi
vs
Dahmer

175 cm
18
180 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

180 cm
19
175 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Agapit Blondi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer lands with an uppercut that bounces Blondi off the cage and back into range.

Dahmer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blondi, pushing him back against the cage.
Blondi tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Blondi takes an elbow to the temple.
Dahmer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Agapit Blondi has been cut.
Dahmer lands an elbow just above Blondi 's eye.
Come on Dahmer - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dahmer lands an elbow that stopped Blondi in his tracks for a moment.
Blondi tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dahmer just stands there and leans against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow.
Blondi jumps guard but Dahmer stands there with Blondi around his waist. Blondi gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Agapit Blondi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice elbow from Dahmer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dahmer managing to block the knees to the body from Blondi.
Dahmer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dahmer lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dahmer has Blondi pushed against the cage.
Blondi wants to break free but Dahmer has control.
Dahmer lands an elbow that stopped Blondi in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dahmer.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dahmer - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Blondi backwards.
Blondi jumps guard but Dahmer turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Blondi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dahmer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Blondi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dahmer pulls his leg out and moves away.
Blondi has a takedown stuffed.

Dahmer gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Blondi wants to take the fight to the mat but Dahmer manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Dahmer lands an elbow inside that Blondi shrugs off.

Agapit Blondi's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer is struggling to control the position.
Blondi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dahmer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dahmer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dahmer comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dahmer lands an elbow inside that Blondi shrugs off.
Blondi tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dahmer smiles and moves away.
Dahmer lands the left hand.

Blondi is rocked!

Agapit Blondi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dahmer moves into the clinch successfully.
Oh Blondi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dahmer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dahmer is pushing Blondi up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dahmer lands an elbow just above Blondi 's eye.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dahmer has Blondi pressed against the cage. He pushes Blondi back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Dahmer throws a beautiful elbow that sends Blondi crashing to the floor! Dahmer piles on the pressure with more strikes! Blondi is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Dahmer!