PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bolo Yeung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yeung comes to the cage accompanied by Everything in it's right place. Bang is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Yeung
vs
Bang

225 cm
25
327 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

225 cm
32
300 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

STEEL PENN'S - STEEL TERROR: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bolo Yeung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bang throws a series of punches but Yeung avoids them all with ease.
Bang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bang throws a combination that misses

and Yeung counters with a takedown into side control.

Yeung tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Yeung looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bang is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Bang taking punishment in the form of punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Yeung tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Yeung has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Bang misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Yeung prevents Bang from escaping the position.

Yeung working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yeung is looking to take a break and control but Bang is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bang throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Yeung working the head and body with strikes.
Yeung works to advance to full mount. Bang defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Yeung landing strikes from the mount and Bang is in trouble!

Yeung is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Bang is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Bang flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Yeung anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Bang and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Yeung slips an arm under Bang chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Yeung has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Yeung is squeezing on Bang like an anaconda would it's prey. Bang fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bolo Yeung!