PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokoudjou has chosen Nickelback - Gotta Be Somebody as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

PoopyPants
vs
Thierry Sokoudjou

197 cm
21
222 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
20
206 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sokoudjou tries to clinch up but PoopyPants circles away and keeps his distance.
Sokoudjou tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but PoopyPants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sokoudjou tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but PoopyPants swivels and escapes.
PoopyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
PoopyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sokoudjou tries to clinch there but PoopyPants circles away.
PoopyPants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
PoopyPants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Danga de danga de dang - PoopyPants scores with a four punch combination!
PoopyPants connects with a body shot.
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the head.
Horrible takedown by Sokoudjou or perhaps it was just good defense by PoopyPants which made him look bad.
Sokoudjou looks gassed!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by PoopyPants! Sokoudjou is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!