PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ta Sau Sei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins comes to the cage accompanied by Mortal Kombat. Sau Sei has chosen 周杰倫 - 青花瓷 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jenkins
vs
Sau Sei

191 cm
30
255 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

188 cm
28
265 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good knees
Good chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Steel Penn's Exchange Extravaganza

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ta Sau Sei!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins closes the distance looking to clinch

and Sau Sei moves into the clinch.
Jenkins tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Sau Sei just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jenkins jumps guard but Sau Sei turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sau Sei.

It looks like Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins has been cut.
Sau Sei lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Sau Sei.
Sau Sei misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jenkins fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A shot in the inside from Sau Sei.
Sau Sei lands an uppercut.
Sau Sei working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sau Sei softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sau Sei stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jenkins is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sau Sei lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sau Sei is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Sau Sei throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins's cut is getting worse.
Sau Sei scores with a shot to the side of Jenkins's head.
A short right from Sau Sei.
Sau Sei lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nice body punch from Sau Sei - that landed with a thud.
Sau Sei scores with a shoulder strike.
Sau Sei working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sau Sei lands with a left to the head.
Sau Sei lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sau Sei lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A nice left hand lands by Sau Sei.
Jenkins takes a shot to the head.

Jeez, Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Sau Sei working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Jenkins is rocked!
A short right from Sau Sei on the inside.
Oh Jenkins is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Good body shot from Sau Sei.
Jenkins seems to have got his legs back now.
Sau Sei lands a hook to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Leeeeooooooorrrrrryyyyy Jenkins's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ta Sau Sei!
A very excited looking Ta Sau Sei made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.