PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tziako Phaiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Tziako Phaiz enters the cage!

Wha
vs
Phaiz

225 cm
23
300 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

198 cm
21
270 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tziako Phaiz!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha misses with a left hand
and Phaiz counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Phaiz is looking to clinch.
Phaiz throws a sloppy head kick and Wha moves out of range easily.
Phaiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Wha gets a clinch.
Phaiz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Phaiz tries to land knees in the clinch but Wha avoids the damage to the body.
Phaiz tries to land knees in the clinch but Wha avoids the damage to the body.
Wha wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Phaiz has him pressed against the cage.
Phaiz lands a good knee to the midsection. Wha won't want to take too many of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Wha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wha avoids the head kick by Phaiz.
Phaiz misses with an uppercut.
Phaiz blocks a jab.
Phaiz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wha.
Wha swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Phaiz.
Wha's jab looks to have found its range, popping Phaiz under the eye.
Phaiz tries a head kick but it misses.

Phaiz moves into the clinch.
Phaiz creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wha managing to block the knees to the body from Phaiz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha has had enough of the clinch but Phaiz keeps him there for the moment.
Wha wants to get back to striking at distance but Phaiz won't allow it.
Phaiz scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Bleh Wha has been cut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Phaiz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wha tries to circle away but Phaiz has him pinned against the cage.
Phaiz looking to throw knees to the head but Wha is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wha.

Wha breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Phaiz misses with a low kick.
Phaiz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wha paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phaiz walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Wha moves into the clinch successfully.
Phaiz missing with knees to the body.
Phaiz trying to land knees to the body.

Wha manages to break the clinch.
Wha throws a monster overhand right that drops Phaiz! Wha follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha retains his super heavyweight title!
A victorious Bleh Wha thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.