PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glen Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quagmire is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Die MotherFucker Die. Glen Quagmire has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Growwoo
vs
Quagmire

205 cm
25
215 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

185 cm
28
215 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Brute
Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Glen Quagmire!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Dmitry Maklakov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Growwoo has Quagmire up against the cage in a clinch.
Quagmire scores with a hook to the body.
Quagmire doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Growwoo.

It looks like Glen Quagmire has been cut.
Growwoo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Quagmire avoids it.
Growwoo lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Quagmire managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.
Growwoo gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Growwoo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Quagmire tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Growwoo tries to land knees in the clinch but Quagmire avoids the damage to the body.
Quagmire misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quagmire lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Growwoo backwards.

It looks like Remy Growwoo has been cut.
Quagmire goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Quagmire misses with a punch on the inside.
Growwoo lands a damaging elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quagmire being controlled against the cage.
Quagmire managing to block the knees to the body from Growwoo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Growwoo misses with a knee strike.
Quagmire wants to break the clinch but can't.
Quagmire looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Growwoo scores a nice knee to the body.
Quagmire misses with a hook to the ribs.
Quagmire tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Growwoo's elbow.
Growwoo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Quagmire is defending well for now.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Growwoo lands an elbow that stopped Quagmire in his tracks for a moment.

That has opened up Glen Quagmire's cut even more.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Growwoo just misses with a elbow thrown towards Quagmire's brow.
Growwoo misses with an elbow strike.
Quagmire tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Quagmire taking a breather.
With the fighters up against the cage, Growwoo throws an elbow but misses.
Growwoo crunches a lovely knee into Quagmire's ribcage.
Growwoo lands a knee to the head.

The cut above Glen Quagmire's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Growwoo controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire trying to control the position but instead, Growwoo has worked for underhooks and has pushed Quagmire into the cage.
Quagmire misses with a punch to the body.
Growwoo has Quagmire pressed against the cage, preventing Quagmire from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Quagmire takes an elbow to the forehead.

Glen Quagmire's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Growwoo lands a nice knee to the body.
Quagmire misses with a punch on the inside.
Quagmire being controlled against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Quagmire working hard to break the clinch.
Growwoo scores with a knee to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Glen Quagmire's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Remy Growwoo!
During a confident post fight interview, Remy Growwoo thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.