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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urpo Muilu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McDonald might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES. Muilu comes into a darkened arena with his song building. he's going the distance kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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172 lbs
17 - 8 - 0 |
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182 lbs
24 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Urpo Muilu!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald has managed to clinch.
Muilu tries to land a knee to the head but McDonald blocks with his arms.
McDonald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Muilu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu throws an elbow but it misses.
McDonald misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Muilu fails to land.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muilu misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McDonald.
Muilu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McDonald's defenses.
It looks like Ronald McDonald has been cut.
Muilu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu lands a right hand that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
McDonald takes an elbow to the forehead.
Muilu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Muilu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Muilu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muilu tries to work over McDonald's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muilu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muilu lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muilu breaks from the clinch.
Muilu looks to land a left hand but McDonald moved out of range nicely.
Muilu misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muilu clinches up with McDonald and pushes him back against the cage.
McDonald tries to throw a body punch but Muilu avoids it by throwing McDonald back against the cage.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but Muilu blocks it.
Muilu throws an elbow that misses.
Muilu avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
Muilu misses with an elbow strike.
Muilu takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Urpo Muilu has been cut.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Muilu.
McDonald working Muilu over with knees to the body.
McDonald connects with a knee to the head.
McDonald blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muilu blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Muilu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muilu.
McDonald lands a nice uppercut.
McDonald blocks the elbow strike.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Muilu looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muilu takes an elbow to the temple.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Muilu is defending well for now.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Muilu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McDonald lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Muilu backwards.
Muilu goes for a takedown attempt but McDonald pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McDonald lands a right hook to the body.
Muilu stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McDonald.
Ronald McDonald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McDonald misses with the combination.
Muilu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice uppercut there from McDonald.
Muilu throws a sloppy head kick
and McDonald connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That has opened up Urpo Muilu's cut even more.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Muilu, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McDonald gets a clinch.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Muilu takes an elbow to the forehead.
Muilu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muilu digs a right hand underneath McDonald's ribcage. McDonald let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McDonald.
McDonald lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Muilu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Muilu is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McDonald gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Muilu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McDonald lands a body punch in the clinch.
McDonald lands an elbow inside.
The cut above Urpo Muilu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
Muilu tries to throw a body punch but McDonald avoids it by throwing Muilu back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muilu takes an elbow to the temple.
McDonald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muilu throws an elbow but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Muilu avoids the damage to the body.
Muilu swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muilu throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McDonalds head.
Muilu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Muilu's defenses.
Urpo Muilu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Urpo Muilu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ronald McDonald!
After winning the bout, Ronald McDonald thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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