PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Hoo Lee Chit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Titties
vs
Hoo Lee Chit

187 cm
26
235 lbs
10 - 15 - 0

188 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kim Hoo Lee Chit!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoo Lee Chit misses with a body shot.
Hoo Lee Chit blocks a head kick by Titties.
Titties throws a right and a left that Hoo Lee Chit avoids nicely.
Hoo Lee Chit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a looping overhand right but Titties ducks down to avoid it.
Titties throws a front kick that sends Hoo Lee Chit stumbling back into the cage.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Hoo Lee Chit wants to slow Titties down by chopping away at his legs.
Titties throws a series of punches but Hoo Lee Chit moves out of range.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hoo Lee Chit moves away.
Hoo Lee Chit tries a low kick but Titties avoids it.
Hoo Lee Chit motions for Titties to come forward. Hoo Lee Chit throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a push kick but Titties slaps the foot to one side.
Hoo Lee Chit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Titties has time to react.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Titties fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hoo Lee Chit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a leg kick that misses.
Hoo Lee Chit looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hoo Lee Chit misses with a leg kick.
Titties takes a swing at Hoo Lee Chit's ribcage but misses.
Titties misses the jab.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hoo Lee Chit manages to avoid it.
Titties throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hoo Lee Chit shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Titties lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Titties slips a jab from Hoo Lee Chit.
Titties scores with a push kick.
Hoo Lee Chit tried to score with a low kick but Titties checks it.
Hoo Lee Chit throws a series of punches but Titties avoids them all with ease.
Titties moves out of range as Hoo Lee Chit strikes.
Titties looks to land a combination but Hoo Lee Chit avoids it well.
Titties takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Titties takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hoo Lee Chit blocks a head kick by Titties.
Hoo Lee Chit motions for Titties to come forward. Hoo Lee Chit throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoo Lee Chit displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties tries to land a front kick but Hoo Lee Chit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hoo Lee Chit dips to his left and cracks Titties with an uppercut!
Titties stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hoo Lee Chit connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Titties is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Titties checks a leg kick.
Hoo Lee Chit lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Titties at a distance.
Hoo Lee Chit just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties throws a hook to the side of Hoo Lee Chit's head but Hoo Lee Chit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hoo Lee Chit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Titties blocks a leg kick.

Hoo Lee Chit drops Titties with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Titties looks back up at him and smiles so Hoo Lee Chit waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Titties is rocked!
Titties looks up at the clock. Bad move! Hoo Lee Chit lands a right hand from hell, dropping Titties. Hoo Lee Chit pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kim Hoo Lee Chit!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Kim Hoo Lee Chit waved his t-shirt featuring Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30)'s logo in front of the cameras.