PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Skyler Myles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Birchmont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Myles's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Danger Zone. Skyler Myles is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Myles
vs
Birchmont

166 cm
25
146 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

177 cm
25
147 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Skyler Myles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Christian Birchmont!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Birchmont misses with an uppercut.
Myles walks into a straight right hand from Birchmont.
Birchmont tries to clinch but Myles moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Myles there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Birchmont darts in trying to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Birchmont takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Myles swats away the attempt to clinch by Birchmont.
Birchmont checks the leg kick nicely there.
A right-left combo lands from Birchmont.

It looks like Skyler Myles has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Myles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Birchmont chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Myles can pounce on him.
Myles uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Birchmont.
Birchmont tries to clinch up but Myles circles away and keeps his distance.
Myles throws a shot from downtown. Birchmont moves away and avoids it.
Birchmont misses with a lunging right hand
and Myles counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Myles. That's going to slow Birchmont down.
Myles throws a front kick that sends Birchmont stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Myles finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Birchmont has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Myles.
Christian Birchmont seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Birchmont wants to clinch up but Myles keeps it at a distance.
Myles lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Birchmont at a distance.
Birchmont scores with a shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Myles.
Myles avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Myles dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Birchmont. That did some damage!
Birchmont thows a left - swing and a miss!
Myles explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Birchmont misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Myles.
Birchmont throws the left hand but Myles avoids the punch easily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Birchmont crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Myles - the referee stops the clock and Birchmont gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Myles. Birchmont manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Myles - that will leave a mark!
Myles fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Birchmont takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Birchmont looks gassed!
Myles pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Myles scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Myles just misses with a punch to the body.
Birchmont checks the leg kick.
Myles takes a swing at Birchmont's ribcage but misses.
Myles uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Birchmont.
Myles looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Birchmont has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Myles.
Myles scores with a kick to the midsection.
Myles swats away the attempt to clinch by Birchmont.
Birchmont scores with a crisp jab that stopped Myles in his tracks.
Birchmont's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Myles fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Birchmont has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Birchmont takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Myles slips under a jab.
Birchmont throws a jab when Myles was well out of range.
Birchmont tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Myles lands a head shot.
Myles chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Myles connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myles feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Birchmonts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Myles throws a nice outside leg kick.
Birchmont with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Myles to score with a decent uppercut.
Myles feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Birchmont's calf.
Myles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Myles lands a right hook to the body.
Birchmont doesn't manage to clinch there - Myles circles away.
Myles throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Birchmont stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Birchmont misses with a lunging right hand
and Myles counters with a thumping low kick.
Birchmont might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Birchmont misses the jab.
Myles throws a combination. Birchmont tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Birchmont tries to clinch there but Myles circles away.
Myles is looking to wear down Birchmont with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Birchmont is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Birchmont clobbers Myles with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Myles is rocked!
Birchmont measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Myles! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Christian Birchmont!
An out of breath Christian Birchmont thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.