PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Miggery Sow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beasty Kanne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sow's entrance music is Master P . A fine choice. Kanne comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Don't Cry For Me Argentina kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Miggery Sow has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sow
vs
Kanne

180 cm
27
169 lbs
14 - 9 - 1

179 cm
27
175 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Stonewall
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Stonewall

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miggery Sow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Beasty Kanne!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jorge Garcia and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kanne tries to bum rush Sow with a series of wild strikes but Sow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kanne throws a right and a left that Sow avoids nicely.
Sow chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sow throws a sloppy head kick and Kanne moves out of range easily.
Sow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kanne connects with a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sow.
Sow misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sow tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kanne lands with a thumping leg kick.

Kanne pushes Sow up against the cage in a clinch.
Kanne blocks a body shot from Sow.
Sow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sow lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kanne swings wildly with an uppercut but Sow uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kanne.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kanne blocks an uppercut.

Sow breaks the clinch.
Kanne blocks a head kick by Sow.
Sow throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kanne lands a two punch combo.
Sow scores with a punch to the head.
Kanne's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kanne duly obliges.
Sow misses with a straight left.
Sow swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kanne counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kanne bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sow's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sow misses with a hook. Kanne ducked under it nicely.
Sow throws a body kick that misses.
Kanne misses with a two punch combination.
Kanne takes one on the button.
Sow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kanne scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Sow on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sow dips to his left and cracks Kanne with an uppercut!
Sow lands with a nice body kick.
Sow on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sow takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kanne tries to clinch but Sow is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sow misses with a body kick.
Sow tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kanne swivels and escapes.
Kanne slips under a jab from Sow.
Kanne falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sow swats away the attempt to clinch by Kanne.
Sow misses with a body kick.
Sow throws the left hand but Kanne avoids the punch easily.
Sow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sow scores with a body shot.
Sow keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sow on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kanne blocks the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow scores with a jab.
Sow throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sow throws a body kick that misses
and Kanne counters with a low kick, right behind Sow 's knee.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Kanne tries to sprawl but Sow drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Kanne gets full guard.
Sow postures up.
Sow wants to control from the top but Kanne keeps moving.
Kanne keeping full guard, as Sow tries to pass.
Kanne keeping moving, preventing Sow from controlling successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kanne keeping full guard, as Sow tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Miggery Sow will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A shot to the body from Sow misses
and Sow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beasty Kanne is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kanne thows a body shot but no joy.
Kanne lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sow circles away quickly and effectively.
Sow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kanne.
Kanne jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kanne lands a two punch combo.
Sow takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Beasty Kanne seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sow lands with a good body shot.
Sow connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sow shoots in for a takedown but Kanne shows good takedown defense.
Sow feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kannes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sow scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kanne blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kanne takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Sow scores with a hook.
A left lands for Kanne.
Sow takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Sow rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kanne counters with a series of strikes. Sow will be more careful next time no doubt.
Sow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sow misses with a body punch
letting Kanne counter with a right hand.
Kanne catches Sow with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kanne throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kanne tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sow paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kanne fails to land with a series of punches.
Kanne walks forward, straight into a front kick from Sow.
Miggery Sow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kanne scores with the left hand. Sow knows he should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sow throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beasty Kanne is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kanne bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sow lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sow shoots in but Kanne avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kanne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kanne swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kanne tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sow swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sow throws a front kick that sends Kanne stumbling back into the cage.
Kanne throws a right and a left that Sow avoids nicely.
Sow gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kanne.
Kanne throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sow uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Sow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Sow there.
Kanne fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sow connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kanne momentarily.
Kanne throws out a leg kick but Sow moves out of range and Kanne only half commits.
Kanne throws a leg kick but Sow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kanne tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sow paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sow jabs at Kanne's body.
Kanne lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kanne avoids the body shot from Sow.
Sow throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Beasty Kanne has been cut.
Kanne connects with a leg kick. Sow looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kanne stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Miggery Sow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circling - Sow throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow misses with a body kick.
Kanne moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kanne throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sow misses with a kick to the body

and Kanne counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kanne throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sows head.

Kanne manages to break the clinch.
Sow ducks right into an uppercut from Kanne.
Sow looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Sow throws a low kick but Kanne avoids it.
Kanne is looking to score with low kicks.
Sow missing with a left hand there. Kanne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kanne falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sow counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kanne is looking to clinch but Sow is avoiding it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Miggery Sow will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Beasty Kanne's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Kanne tries to clinch up but Sow circles away and keeps his distance.
Sow loads up on a big right hand but Kanne slips the punch.
Sow throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kanne connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kanne looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kanne throws out the jab.
Sow throws a good cross that connects.
Sow feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kannes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sow throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Donk. Sow catches Kanne right on the button with a cross.
Sow throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kanne.
Kanne keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sow.
Kanne moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Sow throws a body punch but Kanne moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kanne misses with the combination.
Sow scores with a nice strike.
Sow looks to land a body kick but Kanne moved away.
Sow connects with a leg kick. Kanne looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sow is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kanne swinging wildly here.
Kanne fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sow scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sow throws a leg kick but Kanne sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kanne lands a nice looking body shot.
Sow takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kanne closes the distance looking to clinch
and Sow counters with a solid body kick.
Kanne takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sow jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kanne swings for the body but Sow moves out of range.
Good exchange - Sow coming out on top.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A low kick from Sow is predictable there
and Sow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sow throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kanne throws an overhand right that lands on Sow's shoulder, as Sow tries to avoid the shot.
Kanne moves out of range of the body kick from Sow.
Kanne tries to clinch but Sow is having none of it.
Kanne wants to clinch
letting Sow counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sow walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kanne checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A punch combination from Kanne misses.
Sow misses the shot to the body.
Sow jabs Kanne right on the nose. Kanne blinks but takes it well.

Kanne rushes Sow and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kanne tries to break the clinch but Sow is controlling the position.
Sow lands with a light punch inside.
Sow tries to circle away but Kanne has him pinned against the cage.
Kanne blocks an uppercut.
Kanne blocks an uppercut.
Kanne presses Sow against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sow presses Kanne against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kanne lands a left hand.
Kanne misses with a body punch.

Sow has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Kanne regains guard immediately.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sow passes Kanne's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sow is looking to take a break and control but Kanne is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sow throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Beasty Kanne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sow is trying to control. Kanne wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Miggery Sow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sow has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Miggery Sow!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Miggery Sow made sure he mentioned XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.