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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jorma Poskiparta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Meatbrick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poskiparta comes into the arena with XXL Feat. Peter Steiner - It's Cool Man blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Meatbrick's choice of entrance music: ROIDTECH. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jorma Poskiparta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rock Meatbrick!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meatbrick.
A jab from Poskiparta misses.
Meatbrick closes the distance and clinches up with Poskiparta, looking for a takedown. Meatbrick pushes Poskiparta against the cage but Poskiparta circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Poskiparta pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Poskiparta tries to clinch up.
Meatbrick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jorma Poskiparta has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rock Meatbrick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meatbrick fails to land the takedown.
Poskiparta throws a head kick but Meatbrick moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poskiparta fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meatbrick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Meatbrick controls the position.
Poskiparta might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Poskiparta prevents Meatbrick from moving into mount.
Meatbrick controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Meatbrick looks gassed!
Meatbrick wants to control but Poskiparta is keeping him busy.
Poskiparta is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Meatbrick is controlling him well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick happy to just control the position for now.
Meatbrick passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Poskiparta!
Poskiparta wants to try and get back to his feet.
Meatbrick controlling the pace for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Despite being in the dominant position, Rock Meatbrick just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Poskiparta looks to land a combination but Meatbrick avoids it well.
Meatbrick fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Meatbrick swats away the attempt to clinch by Poskiparta.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Meatbrick has a takedown stuffed.
Poskiparta moves in looking to clinch but Meatbrick pushes him off.
Poskiparta moves in looking to clinch but Meatbrick pushes him off.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meatbrick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Poskiparta has managed to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rock Meatbrick dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Poskiparta misses with the combination.
Meatbrick will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Poskiparta is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Meatbrick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meatbrick shoots in but Poskiparta avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Meatbrick fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jorma Poskiparta has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rock Meatbrick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meatbrick.
Meatbrick is breathing heavily.
Meatbrick fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Poskiparta looks to land a body kick but Meatbrick moved away.
Meatbrick throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Poskiparta's waist but Poskiparta gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Meatbrick off to one side.
Meatbrick avoids the head kick by Poskiparta.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Poskiparta throws a sloppy head kick and Meatbrick moves out of range easily.
Poskiparta tries to clinch but Meatbrick is having none of it.
Poskiparta wants to clinch up but Meatbrick keeps it at a distance.
Meatbrick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meatbrick tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Poskiparta swivels and escapes.
Poskiparta throws a sloppy head kick and Meatbrick moves out of range easily.
Poskiparta tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Poskiparta misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Meatbrick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meatbrick fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Poskiparta takes the fight into the clinch.
Poskiparta tries to land a knee to the head but Meatbrick blocks with his arms.
Come on Poskiparta - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Poskiparta lands a nice knee to the body.
Poskiparta landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Poskiparta can't break the clinch.
Meatbrick is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Poskiparta pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Poskiparta tries to break the clinch but Meatbrick is controlling the position.
Poskiparta misses with a knee strike.
Meatbrick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Poskiparta clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
I would not like to be Poskiparta right now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jorma Poskiparta will probably get the nod.
That's time! Poskiparta's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Poskiparta has managed to clinch.
Meatbrick looking for a takedown.
Poskiparta wants to get back to striking at distance but Meatbrick won't allow it.
Poskiparta throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Meatbrick blocks it with crossed arms.
Meatbrick wants a takedown.
Meatbrick can't get the takedown.
Jorma Poskiparta has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rock Meatbrick.
Poskiparta lands a damaging elbow.
Poskiparta using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Poskiparta misses with a knee to the head.
Poskiparta lands a left hand.
Poskiparta lands an elbow inside.
Meatbrick tries for a takedown but Poskiparta manages to get underhooks.
Poskiparta trying to land knees to the body.
Meatbrick lands a takedown into guard.
Meatbrick content to stall in guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Meatbrick looking to pass the guard.
Meatbrick is stalling in the full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Meatbrick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Poskiparta being controlled here, momentarily.
Despite being in the dominant position, Rock Meatbrick just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Poskiparta throws a sloppy head kick and Meatbrick moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick feints and as Poskiparta raises his hands in defense, Meatbrick changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Meatbrick is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Meatbrick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick trying to control the position from guard on top but Poskiparta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Despite being in the dominant position, Rock Meatbrick just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Poskiparta tries to clinch up.
Meatbrick looks for a takedown but Poskiparta sprawls well.
Poskiparta throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rock Meatbrick comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Meatbrick has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rock Meatbrick!
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energy
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hype
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