PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Sharpe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sharpe comes to the cage accompanied by Russian Unicorn. Parka has chosen as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Sharpe
vs
Parka

202 cm
28
298 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

210 cm
28
310 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Richard Sharpe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sharpe takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Parka ducks under a wild hook from Sharpe.
Parka looks to land a combination but Sharpe avoids it well.

Parka closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Sharpe did well to prevent Parka getting side control.
Parka tries to pass the half guard into mount. Sharpe knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Parka looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Sharpe with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parka working the head and body with strikes.

Sharpe looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Parka missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sharpe is trying to get back to full guard.
Parka is looking to take a break and control but Sharpe is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Parka is thwarting Sharpe's attempts to control the position.
Parka looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Parka working the head and body with strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sharpe is positioning himself well to prevent Parka advancing to mount.
Sharpe trying to control but Parka postures up.
Parka working over Sharpe with some ground and pound. Sharpe looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Parka throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Parka works his way into full mount!
Parka landing strikes from the mount.

It looks like Richard Sharpe has been cut.
Sharpe is looking to get to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parka looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Sharpe really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Sharpe in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

Richard Sharpe's cut is getting worse.
Sharpe is in all sorts of trouble here.
Sharpe is in a horrible position here. Parka smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Sharpe is rocked!

Richard Sharpe's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Richard Sharpe's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Piru Parka!
Piru Parka managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!, into his post fight interview.