PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Ives (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ives kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Fort Minor - Remember the Name. Abe has chosen Uncle Sam Goddamn as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ives
vs
Abe

190 cm
32
287 lbs
19 - 2 - 0

200 cm
25
264 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Ives!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Abe throws a nice looking combination but Ives bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ives tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Abe was well out of range. Poor timing from Ives.
Ives looks to land a left hand but Abe moved out of range nicely.
Abe dips to his left and cracks Ives with an uppercut!
Abe takes one to the chin there.
Ives throws a sloppy head kick
and Abe counters with a one-two to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abe takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Ives has managed to clinch.
Ives misses with a hook to the ribs.
Abe misses with a punch on the inside.
Ives works on Abe's body with a couple of short punches.
A short right from Ives.
Ives lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.
Ives pushes off an throws an elbow but Abe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ives lands a right hand.
Ives has a couple of punches blocked by Abe.
Ives can't find room to land a body shot as Abe controls the action.

Abe pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Abe works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Abe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Abe throws a hook but Ives avoids it easily.
A leg kick checked by Ives.
Abe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ives.
Abe throws an off balance right hand

and Ives moves into the clinch.
Abe misses with a punch on the inside.
Abe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Abe throws a head punch that misses.
Ives misses with a body punch.
Abe lands a left hand.
Abe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ives throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Abe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ives lands with a short shot to the head.
Ives lands an elbow inside.
Ives gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Abe is looking to break free of the clinch but Ives has double underhooks.
Abe takes an elbow to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ives lands a damaging elbow.
Ives lands a right hand.
Abe lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ives backwards.
Ives lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Abe backwards.
Ives works on Abe's body with a couple of short punches.
Abe working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Abe blocking some punches.
Abe lands a body shot in the clinch.
Abe is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ives is keeping busy.
Ives lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ives.
Ives pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Abe fails to land.
Ives lands a shoulder strike.
Ives stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Abe tries to circle away but Ives has him pinned against the cage.
Ives tries a body shot but Abe blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Ives scores with a nice short uppercut.
Abe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ives misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ives lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Abe or not.

Abe manages to break the clinch.
Earnest Abe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ives tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Abe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Abe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Abe looks gassed!
Abe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ives was well out of range. Poor timing from Abe.

Ives darts in and clinches Abe up against the cage.
Abe makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ives tries a body shot but Abe blocks it.
Nice body punch from Ives.
Abe blocks an uppercut.
Abe takes an elbow to the temple.
Abe has a couple of punches blocked by Ives.
Ives blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ives lands an elbow just above Abe 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abe has a couple of punches blocked by Ives.
Abe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ives's elbow.
Ives gets through Abe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Abe doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ives throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Abe.
Abe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ives throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ives tries to land knees in the clinch but Abe avoids the damage to the body.
Abe blocking some punches.
Ives lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ives is working Abe over against the cage.
Ives cracks Abe with a nice body shot.
A short right from Ives.
Ives lands an elbow inside that Abe shrugs off.
Abe working aggressively here.
A short right from Ives.

Abe is rocked!
Ives lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Abe is still on wobbly legs! Can Ives finish him?
Ives creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Abe's defenses.
Ives lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Abe to his knees! Ives keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Ives!
Johnny Ives retains his heavyweight title!
Johnny Ives very nearly forgot to thank [CBK] LEGAL HIGHS « AJFC↑ TRIPLE 160Q ® amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.