PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Seanchai The Thai Zombie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan The Handsome (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Seanchai The Thai Zombie has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Seanchai The Thai Zombie seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

The Thai Zombie
vs
The Handsome

180 cm
20
135 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

178 cm
25
135 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Seanchai The Thai Zombie !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dan The Handsome !
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Radbod Blank and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Thai Zombie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and The Handsome counters with a shoot takedown. The Thai Zombie fights it but they end up in guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The Handsome engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The Handsome looking to sit in guard and control but The Thai Zombie gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

The Thai Zombie is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Handsome is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Thai Zombie prevents The Handsome from getting back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The Handsome working a defensive guard but The Thai Zombie manages to pass into side control anyway.
The Handsome is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on The Thai Zombie 's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

The Handsome looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and The Thai Zombie pushes past his half guard into mount!
The Thai Zombie really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Thai Zombie working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. The Handsome looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by The Thai Zombie ! Submission of the night perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Seanchai The Thai Zombie !
Our winner, Seanchai The Thai Zombie , made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.