PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Tate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jeremy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Ron Jeremy has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jeremy
vs
Tate

175 cm
27
145 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

162 cm
26
147 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terry Tate!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tate lands a lovely overhand right.
Tate misses with a left hand
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jeremy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tate misses with a hook.
Tate misses with a takedown
and Jeremy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tate thinking.
Jeremy lands a nice looking body kick.

Tate gets the takedown into side control.
Jeremy sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Tate trying to advance position but Jeremy counters by regaining guard.
Jeremy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy wants to sweep here but Tate controlling him for the moment.
Tate being controlled here momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tate tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
Tate trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
Tate sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jeremy's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tate throws a strike but Jeremy avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Jeremy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jeremy is thwarting Tate's attempts to control the position.
Jeremy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Jeremy tries to pass the half guard into mount. Tate knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Tate trying to control from the bottom.
Tate on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Jeremy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tate is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Tate trying to control here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy is keen to just control but Tate is a slippery customer.
Tate is trying to control but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tate is refusing to be controlled, as Jeremy sits in half guard.
Jeremy prevents Tate from improving his position.
Jeremy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tate defending well though.
Tate moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Jeremy tries to free his leg and advance position but Tate is retaining full guard.
Tate trying to keep a closed guard but Jeremy is proving a slippery customer.
Jeremy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jeremy works over Tate with some ground and pound from guard.
Tate working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jeremy.
Tate looking to control.
Jeremy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tate keeping full guard, as Jeremy tries to pass.
Tate keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
Jeremy is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Tate is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy preventing the sweep.
Jeremy looking to pass the guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Ron Jeremy wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Tate thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
Jeremy throws a right hand that misses
and Tate counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tate moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jeremy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Terry Tate.
Tate just misses with a punch to the body.
A cross from Tate lands.
Jeremy scores with a three punch combo!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tate swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
Tate shoots in for a takedown but Jeremy shows good takedown defense.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jeremy throws a head kick that misses.

Tate drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Tate is looking to advance position but Jeremy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Tate is desperately trying to improve his position but Jeremy has a good base and remains in mount.
Jeremy lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Tate really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jeremy in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Tate tries to hold on but Jeremy pushes him away.
Jeremy content just to control the position here.
Tate tries to hold on but Jeremy pushes him away.
Tate is trying desperately to improve position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tate sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Jeremy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tate keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tate trying to hold on to Jeremy's head to control him but Jeremy postures up.
Tate won't allow Jeremy to pass to mount.
Jeremy is controlling the pace.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Tate shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Tate missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jeremy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Tate throwing strikes but missing.
Terry Tate has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tate is looking to work some ground and pound but Jeremy has wrist control.
Tate working some strikes from top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tate working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tate throwing strikes from guard but Jeremy blocks nicely.
Tate is looking to work some ground and pound but Jeremy has wrist control.
Tate is looking to work some ground and pound but Jeremy has wrist control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tate throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tate loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tate throws a big right hand that misses.
Tate trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jeremy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Tate trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
Tate tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tate postures up in Jeremy's guard and throws a big left but Jeremy blocks it.
Tate preventing the sweep.
Tate missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tate trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Tate in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Tate trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Jeremy manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Tate manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jeremy manages to get himself to full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tate working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terry Tate showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

A good leg kick by Jeremy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tate.
Tate fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Tate is just out of range.

Tate scores with a takedown into Jeremy's guard.
Jeremy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Tate throws a strike but Jeremy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Tate can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Jeremy controls the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to pass the guard but Tate is keeping the position.
Tate is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jeremy throwing strikes from guard but Tate blocks nicely.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Tate lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jeremy!
Tate can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jeremy is looking to escape.
Tate lands a nice shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy blocking the ground and pound.
Tate misses with a head shot.
Jeremy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jeremy manages to work a leg through to get back to half guard here. Good work there by Jeremy, under a barage of strikes from Tate.
Tate thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jeremy's head.
Tate not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Tate looks to land a strike but Jeremy avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jeremy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Tate passes into half guard.
Jeremy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Tate.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Tate from controlling successfully.
Tate loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy trying to control the position here.
Tate throws a strike but Jeremy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Tate pulls Jeremy in close to prevent any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Tate looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jeremy is one step ahead there.
Tate is pulling down on Jeremy's head to control his posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Terry Tate comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Tate has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terry Tate!
Terry Tate decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.