PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggie Slob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wonder Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Slob
vs
Boy

150 cm
31
307 lbs
7 - 10 - 0

208 cm
25
278 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggie Slob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Wonder Boy!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Boy. Beautiful body shot.

Slob scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slob scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Slob has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Boy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Slob.
Slob missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Slob not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Slob thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Slob scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slob throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Slob thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Boy's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Slob connects with a nice short shot to Boy's temple.
Slob lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Slob prevents Boy from standing back up.
Slob scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nice strikes from Slob there.
Slob seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy has hold of Slob's hands but Slob slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Boy looks gassed!
Slob scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Boy is rocked!
Boy on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Slob working Boy over with strikes.
Boy is still in real trouble! Can Slob finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ground and pound from Slob.
Slob takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Slob creates some space for himself and unloads with a monster right hand! That one landed with a sickening thud - Boy is out cold and this one is all over! Slob climbs onto the cage to celebrate with his corner!! He's shouting something into the camera but he's still got his mouthpiece in so God knows what he's actually saying.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Biggie Slob!